Who'd you rather. . . ?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:10 am

I don't watch NCIS nor do I know who Abbey is. However, I would gladly ride on the Pre-Skank Lohan Train for 13 hours or so, Frett-style.

3-way question: punky Jane Wiedlin in the Go-Gos, mature bondage queen Jane Wiedlin from The Surreal Life, or smoking medieval babe Jane Wiedlin as Joan of Arc in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:22 am

Joan of Arc Jane Wiedlin. I'd get medieval on her hiney. And she's probably cleaner than the Go-Gos version.

Rachael Ray or Katie Couric?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:27 am

Rogue II wrote:Joan of Arc Jane Wiedlin. I'd get medieval on her hiney. And she's probably cleaner than the Go-Gos version.

Rachael Ray or Katie Couric?

My sentiments exactly.

Rachael Ray, as long as she can keep her mouth shut at least part of the time.

Staying on the TV chef theme, Giada deLaurentis or Nigella Lawson?

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:29 am

anarky wrote:
Staying on the TV chef theme, Giada deLaurentis or Nigella Lawson?

what, no barefoot contessa? since i have no idea who nigella lawson is, i'd take giada, even though she's got a head like sputnik...

nicole richie, or the mummy of king tut?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:33 am

vynsane wrote:since i have no idea who nigella lawson is....

I'd suggest a Google search, vynnie. Her nose is a bit large, but aside from that, you'll thank me.

And I'll go with the Mummy.

Mandy Moore or Virginia from the second season of Hell's Kitchen?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:34 pm

Although Virginia reminds me of Lorelai from Gilmore Girls (which is a damn good thing) I'm gonna have to go with wholesome Mandy Moore.

Pre-skank Lohan now that you know what was between her legs or Paris Hilton after seeing her disappointing performance in her movie?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:31 am

I HAEV BEEN THEIR DONE THAT WITH BOTH AND PARIS IS BETER IN BED!!!!!

SLICKER OR KIDHUMAN OR SHOULD I SAY SHIT HUMAN!!!! xxx:x OR WOOD U FAGGS LIEK BOTH AT ONE TIME?

ALL HELL DOOSHE!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:10 pm

Paris Hilton, but I'd demand some sort of protective body suit and several EMTs standing by. I haven't seen the movie. Yes, Lohan's beaver scares me that much.

Which one of the Spice Girls?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:30 pm

Ginger, Sporty, Posh, Ginger, Ginger and Sporty, Ginger and Posh, Posh and Sporty, Ginger, Ginger, Sporty, Baby, Ginger, Ginger, Scary, Ginger, Ginger, and Sporty, in that order.

Which Bangle?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:40 pm

So that's what they meant by "Tell me what you want, what you really really want."

The Bangle lead singer. She won't be walking like an Egyptian when I'm done.

Shakira or Gwen Stephani?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:44 pm

Rogue II wrote:The Bangle lead singer. She won't be walking like an Egyptian when I'm done.

The ever-doable Susanna Hoffs.

Shakira is far less nasty. Clear winner.

Which X-Men cast member (from any of the three flicks)?

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:52 pm

mE GUSTA EL jUGGERNAUGHT. i WILL BE HIS PERRA ANY DIA.

WHICH MEMBER FROM THE CAST OF ANY EL zORRO MOVIES?

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:43 pm

Ah vould school Cathairahn Zeta-Jones een zee vays of oral love, but only en zee second one, because she is not a mothair in zee fairst!

Zee Goat or Zee Cow?

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:57 am

tHE cOW IS A GIRL, SO GIVE ME tHE gOAT'S SWEET LOVIN' ANY DAY!

wHAT MEMBER OF nO dOUBT?

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:16 pm

OH yes, from the MTZ. I would not mind licking that Gwen Stephanie for a while. Then again, I eat empty tuna cans.

What former MTZ Veejay?