Hey Gents

[vynsane]

Do I want to know what Cobhamites are?

that was in the dark times. when we had a shitty snitz forum and a bunch of new zealanders found their way here and posted inane flornbesque shit.

[anarky]

It was like all these shithead teenagers from the emo forum decided this was their home and tried to take over. There are still some threads from them, especially in the Sloths forum. Pyrofreak, Toadlicker, Mustard Man... though I've never been sure those weren't all one dildo. They finally gave up; I guess we out-weirded them. Rosie was the most normal of them, but once they left, she followed.

[kidhuman]

I think Slicker chased her off with that comment in the food section.

[Antropov]

I forgot what he said, but I knew it was worth looking for:

i love pasta the way it slides down your throat the way it goes so well with peanut satay sauce

Snigtad? Shit Rosies got me side pipin' with that comment.

[kidhuman]

I looked it up also and I was laughing for 20 minutes

[Seven]

WOW, sorry guys...I'm back. It's fucking finals week and...well...just shitballscock, it's almost over.

This thread went nuts and I enjoyed every damned post, you guys CRAZY!

ROLLO, I totally remember you and I saw you were here and got 'excited'

JJ, 'the other site' ...wooo, what do you say to that!? That place is so pussified these days, it's not so much fun and then you make ONE stinkin remark about the prequels and get screwed for life. JabbaJohn and I had a nice little talk about said place.

AMY! What the fuck? Wow, how the hell are you? I hear rumors you ain't no girl?? hehe

So, I see you gents, and I use the term ever so lightly, are up to the usual no good shenanigans.

I'm gonna sit back with my coffee and actually read some 'newsbot' posts...I LOVE YOU NEWSBOT!

[Zero]

NEWSBOT'S A WHORE.



ALL HAIL DOUCHE! O YES!!

[anarky]

But... you hate the prequels and JabbaJohnL is a worshipper. How did that work?

[Dell Rusk]

Blimey, luv, Amy's no girl. In my ill-advised days of sin, before I discovered Christ, when I was working for those hooligans at Action Online, I regretfully <shudder> had premarital sex with Amy. Though, in playing my assigned part of the reincarnated Snigtad Flornbi (who was, at the time, dead, only he was comic-book dead, not permanently dead), I had to play stupid and ask her to use the blasphemous monstrosity commonly called a "strap-on," I can assure you she is all woman. Well, except for the smell, which is quite clearly a bloke's.

I urge you to turn from your ways of sin. Not only have you chosen a username which flaunts your love of that hedonistic science, but you embrace the love that dare not speaketh its name. This is an evil affront in the face of the Lord our God. Stop thy sin now!

(Or at least send me some tapes so that I may confront the temptation of pornography head-on.)

[Dell Rusk]

GOD DAM, THAT FUCKIN ROOPERT GRINT GOT IN MY ACCAUNT AGAIN, BAN HIM VYNSANE U GAY FROOT!

YAY DOUSCHE!! O YES!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

Hay dell i will help u kill that basterd if we find out wheare he is! that will be fun, then we can kil these other dummies.

dude i can not spel ur name it is some crazey made up shit but i no u r really a MAN!! ur liek that sweet train guy, no girl wood ever come 2 such a gay place except amy, u r realey a dude + since ur gay u liek litel boys! u wil fit in real well until we get rid of these gay wad fruieties!

YAY DOOSH!! O yes!!

[anarky]

Snigtad, your Uncle Rodger is calling you. And I think your dad has a surprise for Dell. He just needs to suck it out of your old man's asshole.

Don't mind these two morons. Or their friends. Of whom I believe Amy is one.

[Grimlock]

Raaarrr!! Snigtad and Dell better play nice with new fleshlings! Else me Grimlock kick butt!

Deoxywhosit, can me Grimlock ask girl advice? Me Grimlock think me get Arcee pregnant. But me Grimlock want be honorable, but not like Arcee. Is better to launch into deep space of have Slag melt?

[DeadEye]

Why is it that you cock-hogs bring in a real woman, and she's a gay too? Ah well. I'll be boning Natalie if you need me. That woman is a freak, I tell you! A freak!