Samuel L. Jackson announces 'Avengers' cast

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Great idea, but tv doesn't have that kind of patience to wait 5 seasons. His family would be killed at the first mid-season finale, maybe the first season finale.
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That new EW cover looks...familiar.

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Whoa. Good catch, I would have never picked up on that.
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Homaging the best selling comic of all time, about 25 years later? I'll allow it.
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the rule that states all actors faces must be visible on promotional materials almost works completely (since the majority of them don't wear masks or don't always wear them) makes iron man look like a complete idiot. "oh, yeah, have to fight this guy but DERRRRP, i forgot my helmet!"
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I can't take credit for seeing the similarity. It was pointed out online.
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I may have to buy that EW.
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Seeing a larger image of the Vision/Hulk/Black Widow cover, it's some barely passable Photoshopping going on. The lighting and perspective are subpar from what I'd expect from both EW and Marvel.
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You know who Marvel should introduce into the MCU?
Hawkeye.


No, the other one.
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Have Kate Bishop join Coulson on Agents of SHIELD as Barton's former protege who took on the mantle of Hawkeye when Barton disappeared during an undercover op and was presumed dead and she refused to give up the name when she found out he was still alive. This could also explain his absence since The Avengers.
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then Clint could become Hawk-guy
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Avengers Deuce is Nerd Viagra.
I've had an erection for much longer than 4 hours and it doesn't look to be going away for the next two weeks.
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Call me nuts, but a Hawkeye spinoff, light on the action (but not missing it entirely), focusing more on his day-to-day life a la the Fraction run, could actually be quite good.
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OHMIGOD. My fellow manager just texted me and said THE KEYS GO ACTIVE AT MIDNITE.

Guess what I'm watching at 12:01!!

Be jealous, bitches.
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Nice! I was going to to Thursday midnight with the kids, but am going to have to settle for pulling them out of school on Friday to go if they want.
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I wanted my ex to let the kids come down and play hooky the following day so they could watch it early, but she nixed it.
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