Possibly the greatest news in the history of mankind

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:35 pm

No waiting period, vyn needs to fix the shit already

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:40 pm

You know what I forgot about... and has changed my mind about Nat's nudity... is that photo of her with Hilary Clinton that used to be here.

Those were some lovely shnoobies in that pic - how come they looked so perfect there and look so small in other shots? She had no bra on, that was obvious.... I'm baffled.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:52 pm

In High Res glory (WARNING! OPEN WITH CAUTION! HILLARY CLINTON IS ALSO HI-RES):
http://natalieportman.com/images/candid ... 107_hi.jpg

The there's this nice little ditty:
http://natalieportman.com/images/candid ... _77_hi.jpg

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:06 pm

Links arent working RB.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:41 pm

They work for me fine - but they look like 2 separate pairs of tits. The nips we see poking through the dress, though enticing, are nowhere NEAR the smarties showing in pic #1. The breasts in pic #1 look rounder as well. Are we SURE she was really in that first pic, or could that be a photoshop job using her face?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:27 pm

kidhuman wrote:Links arent working RB.

Try copy/paste

jjreason wrote:They work for me fine - but they look like 2 separate pairs of tits. The nips we see poking through the dress, though enticing, are nowhere NEAR the smarties showing in pic #1. The breasts in pic #1 look rounder as well. Are we SURE she was really in that first pic, or could that be a photoshop job using her face?

An even better theory: There are numerous Natalie Portmans roaming the Earth.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:56 pm

Looks like some of Hilary's fugliness rubbed off on Nat in that pic. She must not have had a chance to put any make-up on or something.

I think she is wearing a bra in the first pic and not in the second. Also, in the first pic, she isn't as square to the camera as in the second, which adds to the illusion of bigger funbags.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:16 am

Diabolical wrote:An even better theory: There are numerous Natalie Portmans roaming the Earth.

Fine - but lets get the one with the best rack to gear down for the nude scene, mmmkay?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:14 am

Not that I know of. Just watch out for freaks with googly eyes or the word "bizarro" in their names, and don't let either of The Grins alone in the house with your parents. . . Hey, wait, aren't you a minor? We got to clean this fucking shit the fuck up.

Slickers Mom · Post by **Slickers Mom** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:28 pm

NEW BLOOD!!! YEEEE-HAW!!! SLAP A SADDLE ON THAT BOY BECAUSE I'M RIDING HIM ALL THE WAY TO TOLEDO!!!!

Boner Mazo · Post by **Boner Mazo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:35 pm

lol i wunder if senor jaba jon knows snigtads sapnish teecher lol

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:13 pm

anarky wrote:Not that I know of. Just watch out for freaks with googly eyes or the word "bizarro" in their names, and don't let either of The Grins alone in the house with your parents. . . Hey, wait, aren't you a minor? We got to clean this fucking shit the fuck up.

Yeah, what the fuck. I'll keep my age on the down-low if you do.

Just don't go trying to have sex with me or anything, unless you want to be on Dateline.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:34 pm

nOBODY HERE IS INTERESTED IN YOU. oNLY YOUR FATHER. aND MAYBE rEGULAR tHE gRIN IS INTERESTED IN YOUR MOTHER. bUT, THEN AGAIN, WE'VE BOTH BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, VIDEOTAPED IT AND PUT IT ONLINE AT http://WWW.SENORJABBAJOHNLSPARENTSGETTINGPORKEDLIKETHECHEAPASSFUCKINGSLUTSTHEYARE.COM.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:42 pm

The link doesn't work.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:49 am

Did you try copy and paste?