Who'd you rather. . . ?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:35 pm

Velma.
Daphne would be smellin' like Slicker's mom in August.

Big fat Britney Spears or Sloth from The Goonies?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat May 13, 2006 11:38 am

Uh, Sloth. But not by much. At least there'd be some stimulating intellectual conversation afterward.

Here's a two-fer:

Kathleen Turner twenty years ago or Sharon Stone fifteen years ago?

By answering, you must also choose:

Kathleen Turner now or Sharon Stone now?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat May 13, 2006 5:20 pm

Sharon Stone. For both. Although now I'd wear three rubbers with that skanky bitch.

On the older women motif...

Jeanne Tripplehorn or Rene Russo?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:08 am

Jeanne. With that whole tearing the shirt off bit in Basic Instinct, I was hooked. Nice thick lips for my wiener, and a lovely rack. What more could you ask for in a cougar?

Continuing on with the cougar theme:

Kim Basinger or Teri Hatcher?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:05 am

Now or then? That's the kicker.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:21 pm

Teri Hatcher is a hideous monster. Kim Basinger purely by default.

Elisha Cuthbert or Eva Longoria?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:46 pm

Elisha Cuthbert - but only if it doesn't make me a perv. Eva doesn't do it for me, though I'm not sure why.

Moira McTaggert in X3 or Phoenix with the weird veiny face in X3? (remember the black tank top on the medical table - boneriffic)

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:51 am

Phoenix.

Cindy Crawford (in her prime) or Kate Moss (in her prime)?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:34 pm

Cindy Crawford by a long shot.

Sarah Silverman or Sara Jessica Parker

That doesn't even seem fair. I guess it'll be Sarah Silverman with herpes then...

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:51 pm

Sarah Silverman probably DOES have herpes... and then so would I...

Mary Jane or Gwen?

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:44 pm

Movie: Gwen (Dunst is fugly - http://www.wwtdd.com/images/kd28.shtml)
Comic: MJ

Jessica Alba: Sin City or Jessica Alba: Fantastic Four?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:50 am

why that link is not working (sorry started feeling a bit like Nerbler for a second there)

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:26 am

FF Alba.

Paris Hilton or sticking your dick in a meat grinder (with herpes)?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:15 am

Meat Grinder.

Nicole Ritchie or Lionel Ritchie?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:27 am

Nicole was hot when she used to eat, but Lionel has them DSL's. I'll take my chances with him.

Abbey from "Navy:NCIS" or pre-skank Lohan?