What the $@%#, Post Office?!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Saturday came and went and my last package never arrived. Ugh.

Here's Minka Kelly's ass.

[jjreason]

I really hope Derek Jeter wore that thing out & wasn't using her as a beard like some suspect.

[vynsane]

I really hope Derek Jeter wore that thing out & wasn't using her as a beard like some suspect.

i'd use her thighs as a beard.

[Rollo Tomassi]

That last package still hasn't shown up. I emailed the guy.

Here's Gina Carano's tight biscuit.

[Diabolical]

I have no idea who that is*, but I'd buy that for a dollar!





*But I do now, thanks to Google.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I have no idea who that is*, but I'd buy that for a dollar!

*But I do now, thanks to Google.

I'd M M all over her A, if you know what I mean.

[jjreason]

Super juicy indeed.

[Rollo Tomassi]

The last package finally arrived today.

Here's Chuck's Yvonne Strahovski all moist an' stuff.


Luckily, I have two more packages coming. One of them is a Lego Gas Station and the other is that run of Flashpoint comics. So the pics will continue.

[Diabolical]

One of the many reasons Chuck is one of my favorite shows.

[Rollo Tomassi]

One of the many reasons Chuck is one of my favorite shows.

Yeah, in that photo above, I can photoshop the bikini out of the picture with my mind.

[Rollo Tomassi]

One of the two new expected packages arrived today (the LEGO service station). But now I have three new packages coming. In addition to the Flashpoint comics, I have a bunch of Construction Lego sets, the Star Justice set and the other sets I won along with it, and finally two Creator Houses I won tonight.

So here's a shot of Jessica Alba. Apparently on laundry day.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Nothing today. Although the Star Justice auction refunded me like $10 because shipping was less than she thought it would be. That NEVER happens.

Here's Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs from Community. Yeah. That's not photoshopped. That's really what they do on their day off. Mrrrowll.

[Rollo Tomassi]

So, the Lego set I ordered from the nice woman who refunded me part of the shipping cost and sent slow mail arrived a couple days ago.
The two douches I paid Expedited shipping for haven't arrived yet. And the one guy actually just sent it out yesterday. A week later. Guess which one is getting Five Stars and which two are getting much less than that?

Here's The Vampire Diarie's Nina Dobrev wearing one sweater too many.

[Rollo Tomassi]

The first of my Two 'Expidited' shipping sets arrived today, only ten days after I ordered it. And the other jackass JUST shipped the last package. Ironically, the guy has this big spiel in his auction about shipping within four days and you're only allowed to give him 5 Stars and if you can't do that then don't bother bidding. Pshyeah. Guess what, butthole?

Speaking of buttholes, here's Tori Black's tushie. Even if she didn't routinely get naked and fucked on camera, she is still one of the hottest women on he planet.

[Diabolical]

Speaking of buttholes, here's Tori Black's tushie. Even if she didn't routinely get naked and fucked on camera, she is still one of the hottest women on he planet.

Oh hell yes. My absolute favorite porn slut.
I would love to change Bloodhound Gang's "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" to "The Ballad of Tori Black."

Dear Tori Black
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Tori
But you ain't had mine

Dear Tori Black
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Tori
But you ain't had mine

Dear Tori Black
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Tori
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Tori
Tori this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Tori
Tori this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?