What The Fuck Part 2

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Post by kidhuman »

Dude, I bat righty, not switch hitter. And even speaking to him would make me want to bat his fuckin head with t Louisville.
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Post by Yoda »

A beallplayers weapon is used for defense hmmmmmm???
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Post by captain funtime »

I say tatoo his fuckin head with the sweet part of the bat
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Post by Troopersmo »

nah, you should walk by and give it a slap on the ass. turn back and wink..

Ahh thats fucking rich. Kid has to work with an It!

Do you work in an office? is it like a cube or two away? do you both jam to Madonna and smile?

Im in tears just thinking out it.

so this is really irritating huh? I mean, I had issues with the dude I worked with here. cause he would drool over my food n stuff.. It doesnt do that to you right? It just sits there and tries to grow breasts right?

what if once the transformation is complete.. it looks pretty hot.. you have a few beers.. then WAM! youve got a story for us!

does it have a manly voice? can you hear it on the phone? does it slurr its vocabulary?

lol, sorry dude.. sucks to be you.

keep us posted though!
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Post by Antropov »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br />picture a 6'2" girl with a 5:00 shadow
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Sounds like the LPGA....errr....Dykes on Spikes.
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Great one solo,

Smo, I dont talk to this freak. If I were to touch it it would be a fist across the face. Actually, I have never seen anyone but a supervisor talk to it becuase they have to.
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Post by Bizarro Snigtad Flornbi »

Oh, dear dear me. My good friend, there is no reason to resort to such base language! Why, the internet is a medium open to all, and as such includes women, children, and even indigenous peoples.

As I was saying to my good friend, Quigley of the Exchequery, just last Wednesday as we sat down to tea, an intelligent, refined fellow makes his point without using the vulgarities of the common folk.

Should you not cease such outbursts and apologize to any and all who may be silently reading at home, I shalt have no choice but to throttle you, ye knave.
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What a fuckin fruitcake this dude is.
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Anyway, this freak has to use the girls bathroom because he has to live like a woman for the next year or so. Thank God for that ,I wouldnt want this dick licker anywhere near me in the mens room. Fucker would be peeking over the stall at the sausage fest.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

God dam it sure smells gay in here!!!
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Thats because you came in.
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Post by kidhuman »

So the latest on this SHIM is it has been taking hormones and grew breasts. It has changed its name from Michael to Michelle. When it was a guy, it would only date guys, now that its a women, it hits on girls only. What the fuck is wrong with this thing. I will pay someone to fuck it up.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Yeah that is fucked up. Nothing against gay people, but choose one and stick with it.


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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

addmit it u won't 2 fuck it.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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