Welcome... Jargo
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- Jargo
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Re: Welcome... Jargo
Life? Don't talk to me about life.
send us oprah and you get madonna back. oh yah.
send us oprah and you get madonna back. oh yah.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
- Negative Boy
- knightrider
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Re: Welcome... Jargo
Madonna is a filthy I-talian. So you can forward her on to those mussolini lovin' motherfuckers who live on a boot and are so stupid they use rowboats in their streets. We kicked their ass in WWII! I remember fondly a Mack Bolan paperback written by the incredibly brilliant Don Pendleton where Bolan went to Rome and killed a bunch of greasy, evil popes or something. I'm sure they were doing anti-American things and got what they deserved. Much like that bitch Oprah is going to get. Fucking bitch.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- Jargo
- christopher walken
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I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
- Steve Sansweet
- bacon
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Jargo is it? Well, your grumblings about Star Wars and George Lucas, the greatest man that ever lived, do not go unnoticed on other Star Wars fan related websites. You will pay for this outrage! You will all pay for this slander!
Re: Welcome... Jargo
Holy limey in the coconut, Batman! Does this Jargo fellow really think we'll fall for his boner?Batman wrote:Gladly... old chum.Jargo wrote:What say you shake your little Batbutt for me huh?
(Robin, keep one eye on this... Jargo. I suspect he is involved in the Joker's nefarious boner scheme. The Gotham National Bank is in great peril!)
- Diabolical
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"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"

*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.

*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
Re: Welcome... Jargo
Just so you know, no hard feelings about what happened elsewhere. I was just calling you out for being an abomination, and I forgive you for taking offense. It's just, to be blunt, Natalie doesn't perform quite as well when she knows I'm on the same forum as a, you know, a filthy foreign fudgepacking abomination to all that's holy. We can still be friends. Just keep in mind it's exit only, bud. 
The Scions of Douche shall reign forever!!
Hip, hip, hooray, Douche!
The Scions of Douche shall reign forever!!
Hip, hip, hooray, Douche!
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Need help with girl problems? Or need info on guns? Or want to know how to beat the boss in your favorite video game? I'm only a PM away!
Hoom!
Hoom!
- Jargo
- christopher walken
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Oh, you're just meat. Quart of ale and your ass is mine.
Try harder.
Try harder.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
- anarky
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Re: Welcome... Jargo
Maybe that will be all that's required to scare DeadEye away once and for all.

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- jjreason
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Re: Welcome... Jargo
Wouldja lookit that, the Brit's back right in time for Britney's next "thing" at the MTV awards! 
"Something inside me....."
- Kirk Lazarus
- bacon
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anarky wrote:Welcome, o ye of brown text. (Note to self: this "Jargo" may be the civilian identity of Turdeto....)
Anyone want to take bets on what happens when Snigtad meets Jargo?
What do you mean brown text?
I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.
Re: Welcome... Jargo
BROWN SHALL SOON FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF PURPLE!!
MY PURPLE-HEADED WARRIORS ARE ON THE RAMPAGE! THEY SHALL PENETRATE THE BASTIONS OF THE BROWN AND THE PINK, AND THEY SHALL SPREAD BEAUTIFUL PURPLETUDE ACROSS THE GLOBE!
BEHOLD!! THE GENERAL OF MY ARMIES! THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!![/b][/color]
MY PURPLE-HEADED WARRIORS ARE ON THE RAMPAGE! THEY SHALL PENETRATE THE BASTIONS OF THE BROWN AND THE PINK, AND THEY SHALL SPREAD BEAUTIFUL PURPLETUDE ACROSS THE GLOBE!
BEHOLD!! THE GENERAL OF MY ARMIES! THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!![/b][/color]
Road construction!! Woo!!!
- anarky
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Re: Welcome... Jargo
Haven't we killed you and your dumbass brother a few times already?

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Kirk Lazarus
- bacon
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Crikey! Lookit Cappy's avatar! He's a bloody sheila! Come off it, ducky! Strewth!
I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.