the vynsane asylum

Jesus, BumCake, when are people going to figure out that sex is NOT like first fucking aid. Unconciousness DOES NOT imply consent when it comes to intimate relations!!!!

anarky wrote:Ah, my bad. I knew that, but was only trying to make Slea jealous.

If you want to make Slea jealous, just sit on a firehydrant. That's what I do. Well, I do it for reasons other than making Slea jealous, but still, it gets the job done.
And if you really want to make him jealous, take a bunch of nude photographs of yourself and then mail them to me via priority mail. I don't really know how that would make Sleaz jealous, but you should do it anyway.

jjreason wrote:Jesus, BumCake, when are people going to figure out that sex is NOT like first fucking aid. Unconciousness DOES NOT imply consent when it comes to intimate relations!!!!

Listen jj, I don't need you to remind me of what happened that night. I thought that I was helping you. I thought that it would bring you back. You were just laying there in your racecar bed and you weren't responding to my whispers, so I did what any overweight and diseased polygamist amputee ex-hooker would do; I sat on your face and fondled your junk around. And you were only pretending to be unconcious. After I peed in your mouth, you came to immediately. You so wanted it. So don't give ME that sass about coitus with a sleeping beast not being first aid. You and I both know that it is.

BumCake wrote:You were just laying there in your racecar bed...

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

BumCake wrote:

anarky wrote:I have officially had more physical contact with Seven than the rest of you combined. Including you, Slea.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a minute. I think I might be in the lead there. I don't want to brag, but I have slept in the same bed as Seven on numerous occasions. And by numerous, I mean 3 times. And by the way, I'm not joking. I honestly have slept in the same bed with her (*breathes on and then buffs my nails on the breast of my shirt). And we also had sex. She was asleep during it all, but it still counts.

I had one eye open the whole time! You're my hero!

I had one eye open the whole time! You're my hero

And I had my dickhole open the entire time. And I'm not your hero, I am your father. (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

BumCake wrote:

I had one eye open the whole time! You're my hero

I am your father. (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

Didn't you read the rules?
IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED. That is my line.

BumCake wrote: (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

Oh hesus, I'm rollin'





over your wet slut spot!

IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED. That is my line.

That's not your line, that is over the line.

I'm going to assume you haven't seen Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. For if you had, you would know I'm not afraid to choke a bitch.

You are correct in your assumptions. I have not seen Episode III. Alas, my taste for low-quality entertainment has caused me to miss another fine cinema masterpiece. I can only assume this Episode III film you speak of is top notch and far too exquisite for my tastes. If only, if only I had the palette for good movies. If only I were at the caliber to appreciate highly advanced artforms.
And I too am a conisseur of bitch-choking, i.e. Seven's left boob.

Wait, on second thought, I have seen Episode III. I just don't remember any specific scenes from because right after I saw it, I left the movie theater and I begged a homeless woman to bash in my skull with a rusted wall pipe to remove all memory attached to those wasted hours watching Episode III. And apparently, that bitch didn't do what she was supposed to because now I remember that I saw that shit movie.

BumCake wrote:And I had my dickhole open the entire time. And I'm not your hero, I am your father. (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

oH REALLY?

hEY, bIZZARO tHE gRIP--LOOKS LIKE WE MISSED ONE SOMEHOW!

mY APOLOGIES. i DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'RE A FATHER. i'LL BE AROUND TO BUGGER YOU SILLY LATER TODAY. i'D RECOMMEND WEARING A SNORKEL IF YOU HAVE ONE--THE FIRST TRIP FROM MY PAL AND i CAN GET A LITTLE MESSY.