Before anyone asks...

[jjreason]

Jesus, BumCake, when are people going to figure out that sex is NOT like first fucking aid. Unconciousness DOES NOT imply consent when it comes to intimate relations!!!!

[BumCake]

Ah, my bad. I knew that, but was only trying to make Slea jealous.

If you want to make Slea jealous, just sit on a firehydrant. That's what I do. Well, I do it for reasons other than making Slea jealous, but still, it gets the job done.
And if you really want to make him jealous, take a bunch of nude photographs of yourself and then mail them to me via priority mail. I don't really know how that would make Sleaz jealous, but you should do it anyway.

[BumCake]

Jesus, BumCake, when are people going to figure out that sex is NOT like first fucking aid. Unconciousness DOES NOT imply consent when it comes to intimate relations!!!!

Listen jj, I don't need you to remind me of what happened that night. I thought that I was helping you. I thought that it would bring you back. You were just laying there in your racecar bed and you weren't responding to my whispers, so I did what any overweight and diseased polygamist amputee ex-hooker would do; I sat on your face and fondled your junk around. And you were only pretending to be unconcious. After I peed in your mouth, you came to immediately. You so wanted it. So don't give ME that sass about coitus with a sleeping beast not being first aid. You and I both know that it is.

[Diabolical]

You were just laying there in your racecar bed...

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

[Seven]

I have officially had more physical contact with Seven than the rest of you combined. Including you, Slea.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a minute. I think I might be in the lead there. I don't want to brag, but I have slept in the same bed as Seven on numerous occasions. And by numerous, I mean 3 times. And by the way, I'm not joking. I honestly have slept in the same bed with her (*breathes on and then buffs my nails on the breast of my shirt). And we also had sex. She was asleep during it all, but it still counts.

I had one eye open the whole time! You're my hero!

[BumCake]

I had one eye open the whole time! You're my hero

And I had my dickhole open the entire time. And I'm not your hero, I am your father. (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

[Darth Vader]

I had one eye open the whole time! You're my hero

I am your father. (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

Didn't you read the rules?
IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED. That is my line.

[Seven]

(puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

Oh hesus, I'm rollin'





over your wet slut spot!

[BumCake]

IMPERSONATION IS NOT ALLOWED. That is my line.

That's not your line, that is over the line.

[Darth Vader]

I'm going to assume you haven't seen Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. For if you had, you would know I'm not afraid to choke a bitch.

[BumCake]

You are correct in your assumptions. I have not seen Episode III. Alas, my taste for low-quality entertainment has caused me to miss another fine cinema masterpiece. I can only assume this Episode III film you speak of is top notch and far too exquisite for my tastes. If only, if only I had the palette for good movies. If only I were at the caliber to appreciate highly advanced artforms.
And I too am a conisseur of bitch-choking, i.e. Seven's left boob.

Wait, on second thought, I have seen Episode III. I just don't remember any specific scenes from because right after I saw it, I left the movie theater and I begged a homeless woman to bash in my skull with a rusted wall pipe to remove all memory attached to those wasted hours watching Episode III. And apparently, that bitch didn't do what she was supposed to because now I remember that I saw that shit movie.

[Bizarro The Grin]

And I had my dickhole open the entire time. And I'm not your hero, I am your father. (puts black hairclip in my mouth and breathes heavily into it)

oH REALLY?

hEY, bIZZARO tHE gRIP--LOOKS LIKE WE MISSED ONE SOMEHOW!

mY APOLOGIES. i DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'RE A FATHER. i'LL BE AROUND TO BUGGER YOU SILLY LATER TODAY. i'D RECOMMEND WEARING A SNORKEL IF YOU HAVE ONE--THE FIRST TRIP FROM MY PAL AND i CAN GET A LITTLE MESSY.