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anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Exactly! She looks like she'd be much better from the neck down! And she do certainly appear to be in fleece cotton undies, which usually translates as "mmm-mmm good."
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[^]<font color="green">The quote should say "Shaved, trimmed, or natural. Click here to find out."</font id="green">[^]
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I'd be clickin' like a MoFo - nothing like a nice tomato patch to get your blood pumpin'!!!!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />Ick! Are you serious? She looks like Jewel's and Renee Zellweger's lovechild.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Y'know, the more I think about this, the more I'd want to watch the conception. Zellweger may be fugly, but Jewel in some hot girl-on-girl action, <b>MMMM!! Sop 'em up with a biscuit!</b> She could be lezzing out with Sandra Bernhardt and I'd still be mesmerized.
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I think Jewel's titties alone would be worth the price of admission.

The only problem I can forsee is that Renee couldn't munch too much box in an effective fashion due in most part to her eternal "Fuck! I gotta huge sneeze a-brewin'" face. Filthy cunt.
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My not-girlfriend was looking at a Jewel website because her new CD comes out next week and she says 'Jewels has some big titties' I lost it. :)
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Good woman EP. She's a keeper. Now if you could only get her to suck on some big titties you'd be golden...
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:thegrin:

Women are like safes. Every one has a different combo.

Now, for me, your mothers are like ATM machines. I stick my dick in there and they SHOW ME THE $$$!!!


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I have a question. Did Sal really post that he got a blow job for his birthday on the other site?
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Yes he did 2nd line up from the bottom

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I saw it. It just suprised me becuse I wasn't expecting to see that slipped into a thread in the main section.
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Post by Ran »

Slicker wrote:
Originally Posted by Deoxyribonucleic
and so it starts That's gotta feel good, I must admit! Oh man, my biological mama clock is ticking DAMNIT!! hehe
*raises hand* You need some help?;)
Way to jump on that grenade, Slick. :lol: You're just lucky that JP was the only one to reply to that thread between you and her. Then KH asks Sal if he can borrow his girlfriend. Is that Star Wars site or is it a swingers convention?
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When I posted that I totally missed the hummer line, I meant for all the toys he had gotten from her.
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