the vynsane asylum

Joan Jett secretly wants to steal Santa's sleigh so she can fuck and kick the ass of everyone in the world on Christmas Eve. However, every time she goes to the North Pole, the elves ask her to play, and it starts getting rowdy, and, by the time she finishes the set, Santa's already left. Then she gets pissed, beats all the elves into comas, and lights a fart. Her burning fart melts several tons of glaciers. Al Gore tries to cover up the whole thing with his "global warming" scenario, since he's afraid of what would happen if he told the world the truth.

The Swahili word for "best lay of my life" is, not surprisingly, joanajata. She kicks the ass of anyone who says it, because she thinks they're mispronouncing their name. Truth is, all native speakers of Swahili know it pisses her off, but they kinda like when she beats them up.

I downloaded her hit single off of itunes last week.

A Joan Jett compilation I just put together for a friend who has none of her work. I want to keep him from getting his ass kicked any more.


1) Bad Reputation
2) Cherry Bomb
3) I Hate Myself for Loving You (Fit to Be Tied version)
4) You Got a Problem
5) School Days (The Runaways)
6) Crimson and Clover
7) A.C.D.C.
Roadrunner
9) Spinster
10) I Love Rock n' Roll
11) Lie to Me
12) Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!)
13) Victim of Circumstance
14) Tush
15) Light of Day
16) Riddles
17) Fake Friends
18) The French Song
19) Little Liar (live)
20) Make Believe
21) Fetish
22) Rubber & Glue
23) We're Not Gonna Take It
24) Love Is All Around

Can't remember if I posted this or not, but how about the Joan Jett Barbie doll?

Fuck, I want that!

I was actually listening to the Runaways earlier, and thought of this thread. Cool, huh?

anarky wrote:Fuck, I want that!

I was actually listening to the Runaways earlier, and thought of this thread. Cool, huh?

Hmm. My psychic powers must be working. I saw the Joan Jett Barbie before when I got an email from BBTS. I showed it to my wife, but I think she was more into the Cindy Lauper. She used to collect Barbies and some 12" Leias and Padmes. I think $35 is about average for a collector Barbie and that's without a guitar.

The trailer to The Runaways came out a couple of weeks ago.

Could be alright.

I can't figure out why they just totally made up a fake drummer. Haven't seen anything about a feud, or nothing.

You fuckers will never guess who is playing a free concert here in July.

tom petty?

dammit vyn, I was still wondering if that fruit was too low to be harvested, even here, and by the time I decided it wasn't, it's already been plucked

dude, for one as lazy as i, there's NO fruit too low.