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Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:04 pm
by Zero
ANARKY DOESNT GET CREDIT FOR SHIT.

HE HASN'T WATCHED ARMY OF DARKNESS
OR
FIREFLY
OR
BLUES BROTHERS.

OH WAIT, MAYBE BLUES BROTHERS WAS SOME OTHER FUCKFACE.

BUT HE PROBABLY ALSO OWES ME $3 FOR USING MY CATCHPHRASE.

PAY UP, BITCH.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:51 pm
by anarky
Three dollars?

For what?

Go fuck yourself.

Oh, God DAMN it! :frus:

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:06 pm
by Tom Foolery
Cast these Avengers/Marvel characters.
A baker's dozen to get you started.

Black Panther
Namor, the Sub-Mariner
Quicksilver
Scarlet Witch
Capt. Mar-Vell
Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel
Rick Jones
Jen Walters/She Hulk
Nova
Luke Cage
Iron Fist
Dr. Strange
Moon Knight

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:45 am
by mabudon
Nova should be played by Miley Cyrus, and I am not kidding

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:52 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Miley Cyrus will soon be Thor's sister-in-law.

Adrian Grenier should play Namor. Only because he ironically played Aquaman in James Cameron's faux-blockbuster on Entourage. Then he could be a comic trivia answer.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:55 am
by anarky
Michael Clarke Duncan as Luke Cage. Or, if he's not available, Ving Rhames.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:00 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Dude, those guys are way too old. If you were making a Luke Cage movie in the early 90s, then yes. But not 2014.

That's like saying Robert Redford should be Captain America, Burt Reynolds should be Iron Man, and James Caan should play Bruce Banner.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:28 pm
by Diabolical
RoIIo Tomasi wrote:That's like saying Robert Redford should be Captain America, Burt Reynolds should be Iron Man, and James Caan should play Bruce Banner.
I would love to see that movie.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:30 pm
by Diabolical
Sadly, the problem with Luke Cage is there aren't many notable, good young black actors out there.
At least none that instantly come to mind.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:35 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Aldis Hodge should play Luke Cage.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:01 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Chiwetel Ejiofor should play T'Challa the Black Panther.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:24 am
by Diabolical
Nathan Fillion should play everyone.
*Internet!*

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:43 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Nathan Fillion needs to drop about 60 lbs. He's getting into Val Kilmer/Laurence Fishburne territory.

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:24 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Karl Urban could pull off Namor's smug arrogance. "Imperius Rex!"

Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:01 pm
by Tom Foolery
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:
That's like saying Robert Redford should be Captain America, Burt Reynolds should be Iron Man, and James Caan should play Bruce Banner.
Hey! Ironically, Redford is IN the Cap sequel playing a SHIELD Agent. In the movie, he's Nick Fury's boss (apparently a different boss than Powers Boothe in the Avengers). However, in the comics he was just another Agent, Alexander Goodwin Pierce.