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They should totally do that. Really.

Elektra:Commando. A MAX title. This isn't Elektra running around strapped with guns and grenades. Rather, its a description of her choice of costuming. Specifically, in her bathing suit area. She goes into battle sans panties to distract the men she's fighting with gratuitous beaver shots. So, lots of upskirt angles in the book showing vag. And after, lots of gratuitous shower scenes. And just to add some character depth, we find out she's a chronic masturbator.

And loves to suck cock I hope.

A new Ghost Rider book. Ghost Rider is almost exactly like he was in the early issues of the Ketch series.

Only he has the mentality of Beavis or Butt-Head. So he hits someone with a flaming chain and shouts, "YOU WILL DIE!! FAG!" And then laughs at them for ten minutes, occasionally saying, "That was cool."

anarky wrote:A new Ghost Rider book. Ghost Rider is almost exactly like he was in the early issues of the Ketch series.

Only he has the mentality of Beavis or Butt-Head. So he hits someone with a flaming chain and shouts, "YOU WILL DIE!! FAG!" And then laughs at them for ten minutes, occasionally saying, "That was cool."

How about combining Wolverine with the Insult Comic Dog.

"I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is...POOP ON YOU!!" Than he knocks the villain down and squats a big juicy turd on their chest and then leaves.

Steel Wind would render such a Ghost Rider completely defenseless, and become his greatest enemy.

"You will die at my feet, demon!"
"Uhhh, uh huh huh huh huh huh huh."
"Fight, damn you!"
"Hey, Blaze, I can totally see her boobs!"

Here's a golden shovel for you turkeys!

Don't know if I've mentioned it in another thread or not, but I'd kill to do one thing with the new GIJoe universe, provided IDW would guarantee me one condition that would last in perpetuity until the series ends.

Six new Joes are recruited and put in a training program together (and I'm pretty sure none of them have shown up in the new continuity, but I could be wrong given how they love their cameos): Dusty, Cross Country, Mangler, Cool Breeze, Shooter, and Falcon. They excel at the training and become full-fledged Joes, then are sent on a mission as a unit. A mission that goes south. Dusty, Cross Country, and Falcon (all survivors of bloodbaths in the Marvel run) all die. Cool Breeze, Shooter, and Mangler--the guys who never had toys, who were created by Larry Hama simply to die--survive. And IDW promises to never kill them.

It has nothing to do with the characters; I really like all of them (except maybe Mangler, who was kinda one-note).

Similarly, in the TF Universe, Blaster sacrifices himself to save Scrounge's life. Who then goes on to defeat Grimlock in combat to become leader of the Autobots. Scroungimus Prime.

Who fights against the new Decepticon leader, Lord Straxxus. And, in the UK books, when Straxxus is believed to be dead, a zombie Straxxus animated by the ghost of Megatron.

Wev. I just wanna Scrounge action figure in the Classics line.

On the one hand, that'd be awesome.

On the other hand, you know they're never going to make a Scrounge who transforms into a wheel. And they sure wouldn't makes his special arm.

Here's a cool "What if..?" story I'm surprised they haven't done yet.
"What if Captain America had saved Dr. Erskine's life?"

Then go on to show how Steve Rogers becomes irrelevant because he is just one of thousands of super soldiers. Also, he probably wouldn't have been on the mission where Bucky died so he didnt get frozen to be revived later on Actually the concept of Captain America probably wouldn't exist. And Bucky wouldnt have needed to be a soldier at age 16 or whatever, so he didnt die/become Winter Soldier. And how America goes on to become the premier dickbag country because no one can oppose them. A world full of super soldiers is not necessarily a good thing. Don't have a resolution yet, but it might involve a very old Steve Rogers getting assassinated. Is he running for president? Does Bucky shoot him? Does Crossbones shoot him? Is Crossbones somehow good in this universe? Ooh! Yah! CB is a super soldier who realizes that the SuperSoldier program isn't righteous any longer and teams up with an elderly Bucky Barnes to stop it. Or something. It's a work in progress. Maybe one of the professional writers who troll our forum can do something with it. Jason? Grant?

Really? All the What If...?'s, and that one, so incredibly obvious, has never been done? Wow.

Here's another one: Mephisto comes to Peter and MJ, demanding their love. MJ is going for it. Peter, though, says, "Woah, woah, woah. I love my aunt, but give up my wife to save her? No, dude, this ain't no choice I'm making, especially with a cheat like the fucking devil himself."

At which point Mephisto just grins. "It appears I don't have to take your love, because it has died."

And so MJ and Pete get divorced and May dies. Not sure what massive change in history this would cause otherwise, though.

What they need are truly dickish What If...? titles. Like instead of "What If Norman Osborne Had Not Survived?" there'd be "What If That Douche Howard Mackie Had Let Green Goblin Stay Dead, The Way He Should've?"

How about "What it Uncle Ben had shot the burglar?"

Without the credo "With great power..." ingrained into him because of Ben's death, Peter continues on with his celebrity career and becomes the Marvel Universe version of Charlie Sheen. Captain Stacy lives. Gwen lives. Green Goblin and all of Spider-Man's rogues commit a few crimes, but since none of them develop that intense animosity that becomes a cycle of violence towards Spidey, eventually they all settle down and quit. Doc Ock develops a cure for cancer.