No shit, I'm gonna be a NARC!!!!!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:49 pm

How cool is that? I just got a 2 year spot on drug squad!!!!! No more uniforms, no more haircuts, no more shaving if I don't want to!!! I repeat, HOW COOL IS THAT???????? [ bats ]

Anyone care to recommend any "crooked cop" movies for me to watch to get in the mood? I've seen "Reservoir Dogs", "Training Day", "Rush" and a few other beauties. What else should I check out?

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:17 am

Just make sure you sit down with the dvd collection of 21 jump street. That should help you tremdously in your new line of work..

also, refer to everyone as "dude"

anything you pickup that doesnt go into the uh "lock-up" can be donated to my um.. cause?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:44 pm

Hehehehe.... we pulled down a nice grow op yesterday: 200 plants and all professional equipment. The guy only got to crop them twice, and the setup cost him $14,000. He was not happy.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:56 pm

Send me some please.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:30 am

It actually looked kind of dry, KH. Not that you'd be complaining if by some mistake you wound up with the NEAR 40 POUNDS OF BUD (!!!!) we yarded out of there. I couldn't believe it, there was absolutely no smell outside. The air filtration system was fantastic. I should have taken some home video.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:04 am

40 POUNDS..... of BUDS....

Can you start cracking down on heroin next, stories about that are easier to read....

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:48 pm

It was stupid, the drying table was just piled high. By far the most I've ever seen at any one time. Like I said though, quantity is one thing but quality counts.... this stuff was pretty dried out. The plants weren't even all that sticky, I don't think the humidity was being dealt with properly. Some of those places feel like Vietnam when you walk in, and the leaves on the plants pretty much stick to your clothes. You know that stuff is "goooood shiiiiiiiiiit". Not that I'd know or anything.... *jj looks up, whistles, and rubs foot nervously on other foot*

Been awhile though.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:07 pm

Yeah, too long. Funny how you always remember the good stuff.

Troopersmo · Post by **Troopersmo** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:41 am

Um, yeah, Im going to 2nd KH on the "disposal" of all that nasty nasty stuff.. I cant imagine why anyone would want to grow that much - its a travesty really, and I think it all should be disposed off - properly.. in my open aired fire pit.. while camping... thats the ONLY time I could think of disposing of 40 pounds of bud..

actually, on a more serious note, if your interested on seeing how bad that stuff is, I have a program that I can use to um, sample.. and then I can send you the results.. unfortunatly the program I use is sensitive to weight, and Ill actually need at least 2 pounds..

ok, it was worth a shot.