Football

[jjreason]

Not a great 2nd half - doesn't matter. So happy for the Lions & all their fans - even you, EP. Awesome!

[Ran]

Congrats Lions Fans.

[Tom Foolery]

The Bills take care of business in the snow. Nice.

Now to knock the Chiefs out next week.

[jjreason]

Bills vs KC once again. I'm excited & I'll wager newsbot is, too.

[Tom Foolery]

The best narratives to win the SuperBowl from worst to best for the eight remaining teams.

8. Kansas City boosts their dynasty narrative with another SB appearance and win in the last several years.
7. The Ravens put all their QB drama behind them and it pays off with another SB.
6. Green Bay’s seventh seed beats the odds after getting rid of their drama queen former QB.
5. The Bucs show everyone the receipts after the GOAT left and Mayfield came in as a “bridge” in what was supposed to be a rebuild year.
4. The Texans and their rookie QB CJ Stroud get Houston their first SB appearance/win.
3. Mr Irrelevant writes the third act to his inevitable movie with the Niners.
2. Buffalo. 1990-1993 are forgotten and the Bills Mafia shovel their driveways so they can watch the parade.
1. ………………I pinch myself to make sure it really happened……………

[Ran]

Bills vs KC once again. I'm excited & I'll wager newsbot is, too.

I wonder what the over/under is on a dildo being thrown on the field with either Mahomes, Kelce, or Taylor Swift's name on it.

[Tom Foolery]

Texans hung in there for the first half, but that game kinda felt inevitable.

The Packers almost pulled it off. Had a couple exciting kick returns. Twas a good game.

Tomorrow will be even more exciting.

[jjreason]

Yesterday was the warmup, I could have given 2 shits about how those games went. I'm really hopeful for the Bills & Lions today!

[Tom Foolery]

Yesterday was the warmup, I could have given 2 shits about how those games went. I'm really hopeful for the Bills & Lions today!

I was hoping GB could get Detroit home field for next week. Alas, their kicker sucks and blew the game with a missed FG.

[Tom Foolery]

WHOOOO HOOOO!!!

Interceptions to seal the game are soooo sweet.

[Tom Foolery]

Tragic.

I’m sorry bro. Watching that kick hook right punched right in the gut.

No matter who wins, I’m rooting for the NFC in the SuperBowl. Fuck the Chiefs and the Ravens.

[Ran]

It just had to be wide right.

[jjreason]

It had to be. The football gods are at their most cruel when casting judgement upon the Bills and their fans. I actually choked up when I saw it pushing right.

[Tom Foolery]

Fun fact! Since 1957, Detroit is 0-11 in road playoff games!

The last time the Detroit Lions won a road playoff game …

Dwight D. Eisenhower was the president.

"Perry Mason" was showing on TV. As an original program. Not reruns.

And Sputnik 2 was orbiting the Earth, the first spacecraft to carry a biological being into space -- Laika, a female dog.

The Mackinac Bridge had opened to traffic a month earlier. A gallon of gas cost 24 cents. Elvis Presley was just settling into his new home, called Graceland.

On Dec. 22, 1957, the year of our Lions, they won on the road 31-27. It's the most recent road playoff victory in the organization’s history.

The good news? It was in San Francisco. LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Ran]

It had to be. The football gods are at their most cruel when casting judgement upon the Bills and their fans. I actually choked up when I saw it pushing right.

In reality, KC would have had well over a minute to get into field goal range and probably win it anyway. Josh Allen did everything he could. The WRs, defense, and coach didn't do their part.