Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis

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Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis

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Not sure what would possess anyone to even think about this let alone doing it.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/14/man-gets- ... nto-penis/
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The headlines from that link you posted are pretty much all gold.

https://nypost.com/2022/07/08/brazilian ... ac8837e2ee
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NY Post is a tabloid rag, so yeah, they'll all be like that.
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I'm excited.

I'll wager Newsbot is excited, too.
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