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If anyone hasn't watched She-Hulk yet, it's pretty fucking excellent.
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anarky wrote: Sat Aug 20, 2022 3:48 pm If anyone hasn't watched She-Hulk yet, it's pretty fucking excellent.
I enjoyed it. Most of what was in the trailer was in the first episode.

In case you missed it, the QR code in the Truck Stop or whatever it is, right after she turns the first time, but before the girls in the restroom help her, is for Marvel Unlimited copy of her very first issue, Savage She-Hulk 1 from 1980. Cool.
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Moon Knight had a QR code you could use also.
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Took me a second or three to realize who was playing Jen’s dad on She-Hulk.
It’s Cousin Larry!
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I feel like I'm literally the only person to think this, because social media is covered with posts singing her praise, but I found Madisynn to be slightly less funny than a root canal gone wrong. I wanted her to be stuck in the Negative Zone forever within about thirty seconds. I guess you have to like the Kardashians and Jersey Shore and that shit to appreciate her?
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In the vein of Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa on Parks and Rec, I found her delightfully annoying. I suspect that it was because she was a satire of the Fran Dreschers and Paris Hiltons and Kardashians of the world that I give her leeway, and the actress was clearly enjoying being overboard in her portrayal.

But I also completely see your side of it finding her abysmally annoying.
When I watched it, my first thought was “She’s gonna be the new meme this month.”
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So, because the Aquaman movie had already used Atlantis and they didn’t want people “getting confused”, Namor in the new Black Panther movie isn’t from Atlantis, he’s from Toluca Lake or something and the Atlanteans are called Toucans or Talocans or whatever in the MCU. :roll:
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I'm assuming all of you passed out from blood rush to your nerd boners since no one mentioned anything about Hugh Jackman being in Deadpool 3.
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My nerd boner is still blocking my screen so I can't respond.
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First I’m hearing of it.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 12:35 am First I’m hearing of it.
anarky, please take your boner out of Tom Foolery's ear. He can't hear anything.
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New Black Panther 2 trailer just dropped. I'm sure you've already seen it.

I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but the first shot where you see Namor actually flying with his tiny little baby ankle wings is so fucking beautiful it almost moved me to tears.

I really do feel like the only person who's going entirely for Namor, and all the Wakanda stuff is just icing on an already fucking awesome cake.
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Haha. Oh man, I watched the Werewolf by Night cheesy 1930’s style trailer on you tube last night, and then my fiancé and I literally had a conversation about how the new Wakanda trailer hadn’t come out. We were joking they just weren’t going to bother releasing one because Marvel would be like “fuck it. Y’all are gonna come see the movie regardless. We ain’t gotta promote shit…”
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Whoever knows fear burns at the Man-Thing’s touch….

He was only onscreen for like 60 seconds, but that very well may be the most excellent part of the entire episode. Fuckin’ dope!!
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