I swear, the most wonderful feeling is when you have those really painful stomach cramps and you know it's diarrhea and you sit for like half an hour on the toilet with no results...
...and then there's this massive explosion of foamy liquid poo, and you know your ass is going to burn and you'll have to clean the toilet and will be making runs back and forth for another couple of hours, but that pressure on your abdomen is just suddenly gone.
BM
Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons
-
Tom Foolery
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
- Posts: 4788
- Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
- Location: I bought a house!
Re: BM
The other day I was thinking about when you drop a masssive turd, and then your stomach starts growling because your body knows you need to replace the “nutrients” it just jettisoned or whatever. Makes no sense.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”