The first tweet is being sold for $2.5 million.
How do you buy a tweet? Why the fuck would you buy a tweet? $2.5M could feed a lot of people. Or buy shoes for how many kids? Or get homeless people’s teeth cleaned or y’know literally ten thousand other things.
I hate people. The first plague wasn’t enough. We need another one.
Im so angry
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Tom Foolery
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Im so angry
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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jjreason
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Re: Im so angry
Absolutely ridiculous. That headline & the one about Elon losing 27 billion last week break my head into 2 pieces.
"Something inside me....."
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Diabolical
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Re: Im so angry
Rich people are stupid.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Im so angry
The more junk mail I receive, the more I’m becoming supremely(perhaps even irrationally)irritated by the phrase “pre-selected” on the envelopes for credit cards.
What the fuck does that even mean? And also, it’s an impossibility since you already mailed it to me. So I was already “selected”. There’s no such thing as pre-selected. Apparently “pre-approved” wasn’t non-comital enough and some douche came up with an even stupider term.
What the fuck does that even mean? And also, it’s an impossibility since you already mailed it to me. So I was already “selected”. There’s no such thing as pre-selected. Apparently “pre-approved” wasn’t non-comital enough and some douche came up with an even stupider term.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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anarky
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Re: Im so angry
Apparently pre-approved and pre-selected do mean different things. Pre-selected (or just selected) is meaningless and only indicates they got your name off a list. Pre-approved means they looked at your credit report and think you'll qualify unless there's some recent surprises when they verify the report.
Don't ask me how I know that. Okay, it's boring; I looked it up a few years ago because I was annoyed like you.
Don't ask me how I know that. Okay, it's boring; I looked it up a few years ago because I was annoyed like you.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!