Blatent lies

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vynsane wrote:
Double_G wrote:If you guys don't see "Sweeney Todd", I will not personally come to all of your houses and kick you all in the genitals.
so, this being the blatEnt lies thread, then you won't do that?

or are you saying you WILL do that if we DO see it? i'm confused.
So, this being the Blatent Lies thread, then you don't understand that?

or are you saying you do UNDERSTAND what Double_G IS saying? I'm not confused. o no!
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I'm not confused.

I just think Caesar is the right man to make me embrace the love that dares to speak its name! :kiss:
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vynsane wrote:
Double_G wrote:If you guys don't see "Sweeney Todd", I will not personally come to all of your houses and kick you all in the genitals.
so, this being the blatEnt lies thread, then you won't do that?

or are you saying you WILL do that if we DO see it? i'm confused.
Well, there is truth to the first part only. [truth]All I'm really trying to say is go see the fucking thing.[/truth]
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I think Tim fucking Burton's movies lick donkey balls. The first Batman movie he made is the worst fucking thing ever, and Jack Nicholson was the shittiest Joker that could have ever been fucking conceived.
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jjreason is not telling the truth.
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Mabudon developed his appreciation of Metal while he was playing saxophone for Men At Work.
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I totally had sex last night!! With a ton of different women!!!
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I post here often.




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I've never been busted for fondling the genitals of a nine year old Cub Scout in a Denny's bathroom near Topeka.
Should I look down and say it?
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I won the Cheddar Cheese Olympics.

I can juggle 18 objects simultaneously and eat filet mignon blindfolded.

I can cure cancer with a litter of schnauzer puppies and a malted milkshake.

I can burp "War and Peace" in one sitting (the entire novel, not just the title).

I invented raisins.

I caterwauled a bailey in the short-rooms of Manchester.

I frittered away millions on women who brush each other's hair.
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The sequel to Top Gun was without a doubt highly anticipated.
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The Cats movie will easily top Endgame and Avatar.
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This is easily the most legendary thread on the internets.



sup fuckers :P
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Cheese is a myth.
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I was unsurprised to see Troopersmo post.
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