Snigtad Flornbi cheat death?

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:32 pm

Me Grimlock on mission to keep track of captain funtime because captain funtime jerk fleshling. Me Grimlock find him posting at another site, and see this that make me Grimlock oil run cold.

This post from last week. Me Grimlock know for fact Dr Doom kill Snigtad several breems ago! Me Grimlock not sure how this possible. Dead fleshlings not come back from dead like dead Decepticons. This real life, this not silly comic book!

Me Grimlock not know Snigtad evil plan, but me Grimlock sure it have something to do with foiled plot to celebrate Dooshe Day here on vynsane.com.

Me Grimlock call emergency meeting of Moderator Terror Squad to discuss problem of fleshling Snigtad Flornbi. Me Grimlock think Moderator Terror Squad need to raise threat level to burnt umber, maybe beef up security and hire new moderator. Anyone have number for Juggernaut, Mr T, or MacGuyver?

Me Grimlock have bad feeling about this. Storm's a-comin'; me Grimlock feel it in me Grimlock servo-processors....

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:42 pm

Pretty scary stuff. I hate you Grimlock but I appreciate the advanced warning. Maybe you're not a useless piece of shit after all.

Please keep us updated, especially if the MTS decides to up the warning level to something like periwinkle.

For the record, you're only a dino-blowjob away from me giving you the Juggernaut's number.

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:40 pm

i bet unicron found him in the negative zone and brought him back to life as Galvtad Florntron.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:13 pm

Very scary indeed. That's just what we DON'T need is that fuck hole coming back. Him and Dell together would make feel like a retard just reading them going back and forth.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:07 pm

Let us pray that this is merely an impostor. The real thing almost irritated us to death the first time. He might finish the job if he comes back.

Cobra Commander · Post by **Cobra Commander** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:24 pm

SSSSSsssssnigtad FLORNBI???????

SSSSsssssssss....

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Thissss is insssssufferable!!!

Grimlock, you have done well to expose thisss treachery for all to sssssee

We mussssssst keep a close watch on this possssssible threat.. perhaps we should look in to increasssssing our numbers SSSSssssssssss

I can say one thing for sssssssss-certain though, if SSSsnigtad Flornbi dares show his pathetic face here, there wil be..... conssssssequencessssssssss

ssssssssssssss....

SSSSSSSssss...sssss......

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:12 pm

I have a bad feeling about this.

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:34 pm

Encyclopedia Brown better watch out for detectives Grimlock and Cobra Commander.

An episode of Blues Clues is more mysterious than the case of this Flornbi.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:22 am

oh fuck.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:17 pm

A mystery, eh? So would this be a job for the Hardy Boys, Scooby-Doo and gang, Matlock, Agatha Christie, or some hot chick wearing a see-through french maid outfit?

Personally, I this place could use a naked hot chick.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:53 pm

Oh, Christ in heaven help us.

Words fail me.

Looks like you were onto something after all, Grimlock.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:56 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by anarky
 Oh, Christ in heaven help us.

Words fail me.

Looks like you were onto something after all, Grimlock.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Oh my god. My fucking sides are hurting and I have tears running down my face. That just got bookmarked

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:53 pm

So what would happen if Dell, Boner, and Snigtad crossed paths? I'm sure it wouldn't be good, but they are still one shy of being the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:57 pm

That's not the only thing they're shy of.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:06 pm

Good freakin Christmas that is overboard. He must be stopped.