The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
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The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Thought it'd be fucking hilarious to piss off my super religious family with 12 songs, all by outed homosexuals (or bisexuals). Can't come up with 12, though.
Wham: Last Christmas
Queen: Thank God It's Christmas
Joan Jett: Little Drummer Boy
Rob Halford: any of a number
Indigo Girls: I know they had a Christmas album
Erasure: pretty sure they do too
And I'm stuck. Probably missing something obvious.
Wham: Last Christmas
Queen: Thank God It's Christmas
Joan Jett: Little Drummer Boy
Rob Halford: any of a number
Indigo Girls: I know they had a Christmas album
Erasure: pretty sure they do too
And I'm stuck. Probably missing something obvious.
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Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Elton John? Boy George & George Michael appeared together on Do They Know it's Christmas? with umpteen other presumed persons of gaety.
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Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
This List will get you a tad closer to your goal. There's some overlap with yours.
And Clay Aiken has probably done some Christmas song somewhere. At some point.
And Clay Aiken has probably done some Christmas song somewhere. At some point.
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Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Don't forget the Vienna Boys Choir. I'm positive one or more of them been molested by priests in their day. And, if you've been molested by a homosexual, that makes you gay. Those are the rules.
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Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
The Westboro Baptist Church put out a lovely Christmas Album a few years ago, and their congregation almost exclusively LGBT.
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Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Damn, how'd I skip Elton? He's the one who inspired this!
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Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Wow.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
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Whatevah!
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