A little news

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:53 am

I had a dog named Luke.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:29 am

I once named a turd Jabba.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:11 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slicker
 I once named a turd Jabba.
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So did George Lucas. Funny how all topics end up about shit.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:36 am

Well Slimmie, with a piece of shit like you here, what else would they turn in to? Gold?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:03 am

Hey Anarky, sorry I got here late...
I had a feeling when you mentioned certain things that wee "on your mind lately" that it was something along these lines..
Congrats man, after 3 years you must be much relieved [beard]
And since you no doubt got all them drapes hung by now, you can devote your spare time to getting stuff all set up- is this gonna cost ya your toy room tho???

And nice reference in the first post, I got a totaly mental picture of a "splitting image" style puppet rising from beneath a sheet and saying the immortal lines...

Hope the whole procedure goes smooth..... I don't have any witty advice since I ain't never been in yer situation but I am sure the other FFs here can help out on that one

ALL HELL CHUX!!!!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:43 pm

boy you must be old to have kids, i am never getting married and teaching my kids to llive the same way lol

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:44 pm

No won wantz to marri yur dum ass. Fuckin tool

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:10 pm

"we named the dog indiana..."

congrats! awesome. not only that, you can do it until the third trimester! mrs. vyn and i are sort of half-trying right now... just moved, new jobs, so it's not like "i'm ovulating in .5 minutes" serious, but we are having the "full" experience...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:43 pm

Dude, huge tax break next year with the kid. Awesome, not as good as Solo and his Cheetos eating kids, but still good.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:47 pm

Anarky and Mrs. Anakry should take note of the position of the Britney Spears statue. No, not on the bearskin rug, Doggie style is the easiest way to do it when Mrs. Anarky gets that big in August, Sept, October. If you want a preview, it's like fucking with a beach ball straped to her stomach.
At some point, she will hear that sex makes the baby come out faster and demand it more often.

I've witnessed both of my kids being born, and my wife never got on all fours during child birth. (No bear skin rugs either). And, if you hear the doctor say something about a Pediotomy (sp?) and grap a pair of surgical scissors--don't watch...it is one of the grossest things I've ever seen. In fact, I reccomend staying as far north as possible.

And, like that guy I used to work with told me the every day during my wife's pregnancy, "Don't worry, you'll have sex again."

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:55 pm

It's an "appeasiotomy" I think - as it appeases the pressure. Basically they take that spot that used to separate the bumhole from the other hole, and make one big one. Yikes. The good news is that they can more easily repair a planned incision than they can if it rips (smooth vs. jagged).

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:21 pm

I think you are closer in the spelling that I was. They did it for our first kid, but not the second. No one warned me about that before hand. All of a sudden, the doc decided that they were going to snip the taint. I wasn't ready for that.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:00 am

No kidding??? Jodi was fine both times - on the outside. When my son came through, his huge melon must have hit a snag... she didn't rip, but the connective tissue that holds everything together inside was just shredded. They didn't figure this out until nearly a year after the fact, when she couldn't even sit on a hard chair without discomfort. She wound up needing surgery. Needless to say, I was on a steady diet of BJ's for the better part of 18 months.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:12 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 I was on a steady diet of BJ's for the better part of 18 months.
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That must explain your stained teeth

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:29 am