Did you ever "interrupt" your parents?

[Tom Foolery]

No. The face is key. It trumps everything. If we're dealing with a trainwreck of a face, then everything else becomes scorched earth. I've been walking behind a nice ass before, enjoying the view, and then she turned around and I was "awww. That's a shame." I felt lied to.

Mind you, the fug has to be pretty severe for this to kick in. Average face will get her bewbs ogled all day. And not even subtlety. She'd probably appreciate the attention, being a plain-y.

[jjreason]

Let's just make this the all-purpose stupid straw poll thread.

Picture this: You go into a public place. You have to deal with a clerk, cashier, whatever. She's ugly. She may be so ugly you can't tell from the face if she's a man or a woman. If you looked up "butterface" in the dictionary, her picture would be beside it. But from the neck down she's at the very least average or slightly above average.

But, in the course of dealing with you, she bends over. And she has a very loose collar that you can see straight down without her being alerted to your doing so.

You totally check out her tits regardless of how nauseating her face is, don't you?

Duh.

[Double Gs Daddy]

THE BOY WALKED IN ON ME AND OPHELIA GOING AT IT. IT WAS A POSITION OPHELIA CALLS THE AUNT JEMIMA.

IT MUSTA TARMATIZED THE BOY BECAUSE HE JOINED A CONVENT ER SOME SUCH NONSENSE. I ENT HEARD FROM HIM IN YEARS.

[Jargo]

I walked in on my mother and her then boyfriend in the middle of him smooshing his face into her fur pie. That was when I was in my early twenties. Round about the same time period I came home with a bunch of pals and found her vibrating phooey dibber lying on the floor in the living room. I kicked it under the couch and hopefully no-one saw.
I'd got used to hearing her go at it though. She was a bit of a screamer in her day. And had a stream of male 'friends'. One of whom even tried it on with me. Cheeky.

[Slicker]

...found her vibrating phooey dibber lying on the floor in the living room.

I'm an Anglophile (is that word even fucking used anymore?! And I don't use the letter "u" when it's not necessary like in "colour") but you guys make everything sound fucking hilarious!!!