Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[Snarf]

Either that or he's blowing Snarf.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES! Snarf, snarf, SNNNNAAAAAAARRRRFFF!!!!

[anarky]

Happy birthday to one of the Rollo Tomassis. I'm not sure which one.

[Rollo Tomathi]

Oh! That'd be me, girlfriend!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll be down at the docks, looking for that Slicker fellow. That boy loves him some 69 and he's damned good at it, too. Woo!

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

Happy birthday to one of the Rollo Tomassis. I'm not sure which one.

oH HO HO! sENIOR bIZARRO EL gRIN Y aH ESHALL, HOW YOU SAY, MAKE SWEET SWEET AMOR TO ALL DE LOS rOLLOS. eL POUNDING THAT sENIOR dIABOLICAL Y zAPHOD TOOK POR NAVIDAD Y NUEVA YEAR WEEL BE ENOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT LOS rOLLOS ESHALL GEET. eS ONLY FAIR. eSPICY SALSA POR TODOS LOS rOLLOS! oH HO HO SI!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Happy 48th Birthday, TamGromma!

Being from Singapore, I can only assume you're into underage hookers, and illicit contraband smuggling.

[Ben Reilly]

Happy birthday, Martin Luther King! Why the hell do you have no posts?

Oh, that's right. You're dead!

Stupid liberal, wanting everyone to hand out their shit to you. You know what, you ingrate? I would kill for a separate water fountain!

[Negative Boy]

Yeah, that whole 'hire a guy to take a shot at me, so I'll get more press' thing really backfired didn't it? Jackass. Plus, he's the reason we have a whole Network devoted to that bitch, Oprah Winfrey. So thanks for that, you pompous self important doucher.

Fucking liberals.

[Zaphod]

i once banged a chick who insisted i wear a martin luther the king mask, and yell "i have a dream" when i was about to cum so i could squirt it all over her tits.

[Negative Boy]

Hey, Zaphod. I found some more research material for that book you're writing.
"Fast and Furious
Mohandas Ghandi: The Modern World's First
and Most Successful Arms Dealer"

It's about time the world knew the truth about that filthy bastard.

[anarky]

Happy birthday once again, Lauckycal.

You may be a stinkin' spambot, but you have been immortalized with one of the greatest new words in the vynsane.com lexicon.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Happy birthday once again, Lauckycal.

You may be a stinkin' spambot, but you have been immortalized with one of the greatest new words in the vynsane.com lexicon.

That was a lauckycal response. I expected no less from you.

[Negative Boy]

Happy 38th Birthday, Starsbest from Россия


You filthy fucking Pinko Commie Asshole! Stay out of our country!!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, bumbasan!

I can't think too lowly of you, because you made the small effort of having an avatar. Which makes me think you aren't a spambot, but rather a chap who realized we're a bunch of ninnies with nothing of importance to say, and therefore never bothered to post.

And I can't fault you for that.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Happy 40th Birthday, AcouptMut from Mexico! They play a lot of hockey down there in Mexico?

Your pigflu.me website is extremely interesti--bwa HAH HAH!
I didn't go to your fucking website, you prick spambot. Gobfuck yourself.

[Negative Boy]

Hey, AcouptMut!!
Once we get that Illegal Immigrant lovin' softie out of the White House, we're building a Wall, a Moat, and an Electrified Fence to keep you goddamn beaners out of our country! You AND your goddamn pig flu can stay down there in Chiuaiua Land, Pedro!