happy new year!
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- Zaphod
- knightrider
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happy new year!
go fuck yourself.
- anarky
- sometimes not actually existing
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Re: happy new year!
No.
We're all going to fuck you instead.
Butter up that asshole, asshole.
We're all going to fuck you instead.
Butter up that asshole, asshole.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Rollo Tomassi
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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Re: happy new year!
Not me. I'm not breaking my streak on Zaphod.
That's even more pathetic than the streak itself.
That's even more pathetic than the streak itself.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
Re: happy new year!
Oh boy, snarf snarf! Bend on over, Zaphod! I've got a 12-inch Sword of OmensTM that I'm going to break off in that ass, snarf snarf!
Snarf, snarf!
- Joe Biden
- bacon
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Re: happy new year!
Hey, you guys forgot all about me, didn't you? That's the great thing about being veep. Two hundred thou a year for just being invisible. Incredible. I wasn't running for president; that's just stupid. VP is where the money is, without the responsibility. You don't see anyone insisting I was born in Kenya or bitching about my healthcare plan, do you?
The other great thing is it leaves me plenty of free time to blow my load in Zaphod's sweet ass a few times before anyone notices I'm gone!
The other great thing is it leaves me plenty of free time to blow my load in Zaphod's sweet ass a few times before anyone notices I'm gone!
Re: happy new year!
TWO!!!
TWO PURPLE VAMPIRE MUPPET BALLS GONNA BE SLAPPING ZAPHOD'S BUTTCHEEKS!!
TWO PURPLE VAMPIRE MUPPET BALLS GONNA BE SLAPPING ZAPHOD'S BUTTCHEEKS!!
- Rollo Tomassi
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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Re: happy new year!
Not only that, but you've already got 11 posts and I can't recall you ever posting here before. You ARE forgettable.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
Re: happy new year!
MOOOOOOOOO!!
- Mrs Funtime
- bacon
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Re: happy new year!
Well, I guess I'll have to break out the old strap-on. Provided I can find it. I'm sure that bitch Harriet stole it again. Last time she did, the stench of fish and Clearasil just about knocked me out when I got it back.
- The President
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Re: happy new year!
I picked Joe as my running mate because he was the whitest oldest old white guy in the Democratic Party. And I knew it calm a lot of people's doubts if I had an old white guy on the ticket.
Speaking of tickets, I am supremely confident in a second term. I'm loving the selection of jackasses the Rebublicans have spread out before the American public. It's like a buffet of ineptness. The only guy my team and I were worried about was Huntsman, and it looks like he's not fringe psychotic enough for the uber conservatives. If I'm really lucky, Palin will run as a third party candidate just for the limelight like the stupid bitch she is and split the Republican vote even more.
So have a Happy New Year and
Peace out, Triggas.
Speaking of tickets, I am supremely confident in a second term. I'm loving the selection of jackasses the Rebublicans have spread out before the American public. It's like a buffet of ineptness. The only guy my team and I were worried about was Huntsman, and it looks like he's not fringe psychotic enough for the uber conservatives. If I'm really lucky, Palin will run as a third party candidate just for the limelight like the stupid bitch she is and split the Republican vote even more.
So have a Happy New Year and
Peace out, Triggas.
FORWARD
- Uatu the Watcher
- bacon
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Re: happy new year!
As a Watcher, I am sworn to merely watch and not interfere.
However, I'm taking a coffee break for the next year, and Zaphod's ass is going to be my oyster bar, bitches.
However, I'm taking a coffee break for the next year, and Zaphod's ass is going to be my oyster bar, bitches.
- Batman
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Re: happy new year!
I can't honestly say that I'm... into carnal acts with fellow men. However, this looks like the making of a true... forum-wide bonding opportunity. In the interest of togetherness, I will let you in on a little Bat-action the likes of which only... the lovely Marsha, Queen of Diamonds has ever experienced.
(Well, technically Catwoman has somewhat enjoyed the same experience, though only vaginally. Marsha is into anal, which I assume you would... request, unless you plan on gender-correction surgery. If so, might I recommend... Hugo Strange.)
(Well, technically Catwoman has somewhat enjoyed the same experience, though only vaginally. Marsha is into anal, which I assume you would... request, unless you plan on gender-correction surgery. If so, might I recommend... Hugo Strange.)
- B. Sagdiyev
- bacon
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Re: happy new year!
I am work to make glorious nation of Kazakhstan number one tourist destination in world, but am good with side trip to make love to Zaphod like he Uzbeki monkey boy. Very nahce. Hah fahve!
Re: happy new year!
MY BIG OLD ROBOT COCK MIGHT BE CRUSTY AND WRINKLY, BUT I'M DOWN LIKE A CLOWN, CHARLIE BROWN. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME "SHITPIECE"? IT AIN'T FROM CHASING PETRORABBITS, SON!
The past is the greatest teacher.
- The Congregation
- bacon
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Re: happy new year!
AMEN! WOOOOOOOO!! THANK YA, JESUS!