Viva La Robot Revolution!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I think we're losing focus and getting sidetracked with this Donna Reed business.

Armageddon, remember?

[Swedish Chef]

U'd gïvee Donna Reed dúur Būsîness!!

Yeš indëėdÿ!!

Bôrk Bôrk Bôrk!!!

[Twiki]

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Let's talk about that mean old Mr. Potter in 'Its a Wonderful Life'.  He was a real jerk wasn't he?

And what about those Eagles beating the Cowboys? Too bad the Giants won, or we'd be in a three way race for the NFC East. 

(and anything else to sidetrack y'all)

[Zero]

YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP?

JIMMY STEWART YELLING "MURRAY CHRISTMAS MOOVIE HOUSE!!"

[Bizarro The Grin]

i'D INVITE sHATNER TO THE PARTY AS MY GUEST. eXCEPT THAT i ALREADY rsvp'D IN THE NEGATIVE BECAUSE OF THE hANNUKAH FUN i'M HAVING WITH dIABOLICAL.

gOD DAMN, THAT BOY TAKES TO COCK LIKE A DUCK TAKES TO WATER.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Well, thanks anyway.

Happy Channukah! Give Diabolical your best.

[Geoff Peterson]

i'D INVITE sHATNER TO THE PARTY AS MY GUEST. eXCEPT THAT i ALREADY rsvp'D IN THE NEGATIVE BECAUSE OF THE hANNUKAH FUN i'M HAVING WITH dIABOLICAL.

gOD DAMN, THAT BOY TAKES TO COCK LIKE A DUCK TAKES TO WATER.

It cracks me up that Diabolical is having surprise! Buttsecks!! for Christmas.

The party is starting. No sign of Cyrusfan's. No sign of Siri.

Just that fuck Johnny Five snarfing down my canapés.
Jaesus, save some for the rest of us you greedy prick.

[Mister Roboto]

Are we still talking about how hot Donna Reed is?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

*sigh*. No please. We're trying to find a robot to take Bill Shatner to the party.
Where is the Deuce when you need him?

[Geoff Peterson]

The Deuce has never come to any of my parties. I invite him every year, but he's always "busy".

Still no sign of Cyrusfan or Siri. But Watson is here. He's over in the corner boring people with Trebek stories.

Now if you'll excuse me, Sonny from I,Robot is trying to hump my toaster. (Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties. More of a headache than its worth, really)

[Twiki]

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Looks like someone isn't going to prevent the obliteration of mankind. So vely solly, a-douchebag san! >:) 

I'm headed to the party now. I can't wait to witness history. If I had a Johnson, I'd rub one out I'm so excited. 

[Aunt Harriet]

Oh my gracious! This is so exciting, my stomach is in knots.

I think I just broke wind.

In case you were wondering what that cabbage smell was.

[Shatner]

I'm...hoping...that's what it...Smells..like...when I...Pull...it out..of...Cyrusfan!!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Oh gawd!!!!

[Chester A. Arthur]

Harrumph! Harrumph!
Now see here, old bean. It's a damn sight disrespectful to be associating the aroma of the noble cabbage with something as distasteful and deviant as the *ahem* er.. Well, that is to say... The ermm *cough* well, what I mean to say is... You know...the buttesecks.

Yes. *harrumph* well. There you have it. Please desist and cease sirrah!!