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Re: Superman

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If you are talking about Superman fanboys, you better mention J&H also.
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He's definitely a fanboy, but he seems to be far less of the "I like explosions, this movee sucks cuz their arent any explosions lol" variety.
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He's enough of a fanboy to keep the fucking "Superman Returns" thread alive for a year and a half now. Jesus, when will that thread die?
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Man, the original writers aren't returning, and Mark Millar wants to write this. Fuck. If it ever comes out, it's going to suck. Sorry, the guy doesn't impress me. I've not read a ton of his work (thankfully), but what I've read I wouldn't even wipe my ass on.

The other rumor is that the next one will be another total reboot, ignoring everything that happened in Returns.

Fuck you, DC. Fuck you just like Marvel deserves for doing the same shit with Hulk.

I guess we'll still have two decent modern comic films that don't simply adapt an existing story.
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Ooh, der dikeekookee maken der superdupen wif der frootee frootee. End puut de breandee roufen in der Joostice Leegen moovee!
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I'm not displeased with the casting announcement, but I have to say there's something a little wierd about me thinking "Martha Kent is a very fuckable cougar."

It's like, do I want to have impure thoughts about Superman's mother? Is that allowed? Is the time-space continuum gonna fracture now?
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MICHAEL SHANNON TO STAR AS GENERAL ZOD IN “MAN OF STEEL”!

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BURBANK, CA, April 10, 2011 – Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures announced today that Michael Shannon will star in the role of General Zod in director Zack Snyder’s new Superman film, titled “Man of Steel.”

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Snyder stated, “Zod is not only one of Superman’s most formidable enemies, but one of the most significant because he has insights into Superman that others don’t. Michael is a powerful actor who can project both the intelligence and the malice of the character, making him perfect for the role.”

As General Zod, Shannon will go toe-to-toe with Henry Cavill, who plays the new Clark Kent/Superman in the film. The main cast also includes Amy Adams as Lois Lane, and Diane Lane and Kevin Costner as Martha and Jonathan Kent.

Michael Shannon was honored with an Academy Award® nomination for Best Supporting Actor for his role in Sam Mendes’ “Revolutionary Road,” with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. Shannon was most recently seen in the award-winning HBO drama series “Boardwalk Empire,” from executive producer Martin Scorsese. He will next be seen in Sony Pictures Classics’, “Take Shelter,” from director/writer Jeff Nichols.

Charles Roven, Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan and Deborah Snyder are the producers of the film. The screenplay is being written by David S. Goyer based on a story by Goyer and Nolan. Thomas Tull and Lloyd Phillips are serving as executive producers.

“Man of Steel” will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.

General Zod, who has worked as a moderator at vynsane.com since 1980's Superman II, said he was "pleased" by the casting, and stated that "the guy who totally got robbed by the Emmys for his portrayal of Agent Van Alden should show promise in reminding the current generation of their obligation to kneel. Kneel before Zod."
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Re: MICHAEL SHANNON TO STAR AS GENERAL ZOD IN “MAN OF STEEL”!

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GENERAL ZOD DOES NOT TAKE ORDERS, HE GIVES THEM. IT PLEASED ME TO HAVE MICHAEL SHANNON DEPICT ME IN THE UPCOMING MOTION PICTURE, SO I TOLD ZACK SNYDER THAT HE WOULD GIVE SHANNON THE ROLE. WHEN, AT FIRST, HE REFUSED, I MADE HIM KNEEL BEFORE ME A BIT.
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Re: MICHAEL SHANNON TO STAR AS GENERAL ZOD IN “MAN OF STEEL”!

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Shannon is best remembered as the hick surfer mechanic in Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor and also as the guy fucking Eminem's mom in 8Mile.
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:the guy fucking Eminem's mom in 8Mile.
THEN WE HAVE TWO THINGS IN COMMON. SHE KNELT BEFORE ME, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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Re: MICHAEL SHANNON TO STAR AS GENERAL ZOD IN “MAN OF STEEL”!

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I now want to see this movie.

But if we don't see Shannon in full "psychotic Van Alden" mode, screaming, "Kneel before Zod," I will demand my money back.
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I guess this is our all-purpose Superman thread?

The teaser looks like ass. Yeah, ass. That might be generous.

Superman shouldn't be "dark." Even with that not a consideration, the movie still looks like ass. And it can't not be a consideration; I view this as making a full-on Batman comedy. (Actually I take that back--a Batman comedy might work.)

If not for Agent Van Alden as Zod, I wouldn't even bother to watch this on cable.
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The trailer made me want to watch Lord of the Rings again.
Because of the awesome score used in the trailer.
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I think its cool how Chris Reeve went from starring as Superman, to being the definitive director of Superman. It was brilliant how they used the Death of Superman in film six to recast younger and still have all 12 movies in the same continuity.
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anarky wrote:I guess this is our all-purpose Superman thread?
What was your first clue? The name Superman in the thread title?

Dumbass.

Oh and I don't want to ruin the ending, but Superman pushes Zod into a hole in his stupid snow fort. I know because I saw the movie 30 years ago. I know you're gay for Zod and all so I didn't want you pooping your diaper in sorrow when he dies. Thank me later, twat.
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