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Happy birthday to Rutherford B. Hayes and his 3 posts from 2 years ago.
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Happy birthday to that Rollo Tomassi fellow.
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which one? also... he was born on different days in alternate realities?
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Why, thank you, fellows! I'm looking forward to a nice evening on the town with John Boehner. Oh, wait, he doesn't want you to know that. My bad! :bj:
Say, Jim. That is one darling outfit. Work it, girl!
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Yes, happy birthday... citizen. I have been on an extended hunting trip with my dearest friends (whom, of course, are never referenced at any point), when I overheard a broadcast from that mischievous maestro... Chandell, in which he played a... note incorrectly. Knowing this was a signal for his gang to commit a heinous crime, I hopped into the Batmobile to stop his fiendish plot. Luckily, he was arrested by the good men of the Gotham City Police Department in time for me to wish you a happy birthday.
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Good... lord.

What has happened in my absence? Someone has clearly hacked into the Bat-computer and guessed my secret password, selina69. Who could have done this... and... why? This must be the work of one of the most heinous arch-villains of Gotham, perhaps Crazy Quilt or the Ten-Eyed Man.

But... such language. Even the vilest of the vile that I have encountered in Gotham have enough class to avoid such profanity.

Robin, old chum, contact Commissioner Gordon. We must subpoena the phone records so that we can determine who hacked into our sophisticated Bat-modem.
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anarky wrote:Happy birthday to that Rollo Tomassi fellow.
Thankew thankew.

The full name of this topic is 'Happy Birthday to Members with no posts...of any redeeming value.'
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Happy birthday, Lauckycal! At first, I thought it said "Luckycat," which would have been immeasurably cooler.
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Lauckycal sounds like an adjective. Like Typical or Cyclical.
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Rollo Tomassi wrote:Lauckycal sounds like an adjective. Like Typical or Cyclical.
that's quite a lauckycal conclusion you've come to.
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Happy birthday, Sarah Palin!

Last visit was more than a year ago: January 13, 2010.

If only the entire world could be so lucky as to not hear from Palin for over a year.
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anarky wrote:Happy birthday, Sarah Palin!

Last visit was more than a year ago: January 13, 2010.

If only the entire world could be so lucky as to not hear from Palin for over a year.
That's because the Grin has been cockslapping her in the tonsils for a year. A round of applause to him for taking one for the team.
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Happy birthday, XenuAntiSpb!

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Caligula and Zaphod share a birthday?

This explains a lot. Like why I saw Zaphod at the mall yesterday, fucking his sister and chopping a security guard's arm off.
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Happy 1st birthday, Geoff Peterson. In your 12 active days on this site, you managed to rack up 22 posts. I guess no one realized you needed to be recharged.
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