Captain Funtime is in the hospital

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:14 pm

Let's be serious for just a moment.

Captain Funtime, in real life, is a good friend of mine who doesn't post at <font color="red"><b>the other site</b></font id="red">. His wife called me last night around 9:30 and told me he was in the hospital after losing consciousness unexpectedly.

I made it to the hospital and was able to see him this morning. He seems to be okay, but he suffered a pretty serious heart attack. The doctors are keeping him for observation as he's at high risk for another heart attack.

He's a bit depressed that he's going to spend Christmas in the hospital, but otherwise in fairly good spirits. He looks forward to coming back here and busting everyone's balls again soon.

Please join me in wishing the best for our fiend Captain Funtime.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:18 pm

May God have mercy o nhim and hope all gets better. He will be in my thoughts and prayers as I eat my Christmas feast.

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:46 pm

CAPTAIN FUNTIME IS DOOMED.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:53 pm

That's really not a nice thing to say, cuntpuddle. The guy is in the hospital still, and may not be out until after New Year's. Unlike you, who hopefully will never be out of the fucking Negative Zone.

I spoke with funtime's doctor yesterday, and the doctor said funtime needed to change his ways, as he was going to drive himself into an early grave if he didn't chiggity-check himself before he wrecked himself, 'cause dicks in yo' ass can be bad for your health. He also said he needed to stop fucking sheep in the pasture, because he could get sheep AIDS, and that would make him stink more like shit than he already does.

Come to think of it, I believe the doctor did say he was one doomed douchebag.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:21 pm

Wow I'm late getting this news. This is really sad. Captain Funtime is one of my favorite forumites here. I hope he gets better soon...so I don't feel as guilty about fucking Mrs. Funtime.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:49 pm

Mrs Funtime said she hopes he stays in the hospital for a while, because she's having so much fun in three-ways with you and bIZARRO jJREASON that she's not had enough time to have a different Denver Bronco cum in each of her orifices at once.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:43 am

My God, Anarky, the filthy bastard in you is REALLY showing through. That's super!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:32 am

Man, no more funtime? This bitch better get well soon. I miss his posts already

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:09 am

I hate the prick, I hope he dies.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:09 am

I guess funtime could be in a worse position. He could be as broke ass as homeless man. That's a fate worse than death.

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:40 pm

Sick this padawan is. Meditate on his recovery I will. Hmmmmmmm??

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:54 pm

The saddest part in all of this is that Roy is gonna miss New Year's Eve, his favorite nite of the year. He like to get super shit-faced (more than normal even) and beat the living piss outta Mrs. Funtime (kinda like Mr. Cunningham and Marion, except for the belt).

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:56 am

Yeah, I can imagine Marion just bent over the couch, howling like a banshee as Mr. C pounded away. Too bad Happy Days wasn't made in 2005, you'd see that shit in HiDef nowadays.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:34 pm

Any update on the fucker???

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:28 pm

I stopped in yesterday to wish him a happy new year, but the nurse said his doctors were too busy buttbanging him.