Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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I successfully sued Sir Mix-A-Lot for unlicensed use of the name "Sir Mix-A-Lot," which I trademarked in second grade.
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all the user data facebook gave away came to me. you're all fucked.
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I was able to say Michael Bay abused my childhood at vynsane.com, and neither the autocensor nor Grimlock could stop me.
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anarky wrote:I was able to say Michael Bay abused my childhood at vynsane.com, and neither the autocensor nor Grimlock could stop me.
Aw, shit.
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I've gotten both energy and time to waste ME. So we're even now.
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I successfully refrain from ogling Rollo's signature image every time I log onto this site.

MIT pays me to poop. Something to do with alternative energy, I dunno.

I invented the boxer short with the attached condom in 1997. It didn't do well because people realized it was pretty much impossible to clean them to wear them a second time.

I attended a convention of commercial mascots, and was going to have a three-way with Flo from the Progressive commercials and that snotty-sounding Asian woman from the Rosetta Stone commercials. Unfortunately, they both went totally lesbian, though I was able to get a few hours of film for future use.
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I wanted to screw around with history, so I time traveled back to the Scopes Trial, where I sat on William Jennings Bryan's lap while wearing drag and sang Boy George songs to him. This undermined his case to the point that Scopes was found not guilty. But when I came back to the present, Ray Romano was president and a new ice age had started, so, to prevent this dual tragedy, I went back in time and killed myself as an infant.
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In my spare time, I fly the X-51A for the Air Force.
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I am an invisible, intangible hyperintelligent monorail between Cleveland and a floating city 22 miles off the coast of New Jersey populated by intelligent ibixes. My sole purpose is to transport a manuscript of the bible between the ibixes and the citizens of Ohio, who are constantly editing it between exchanges.


The city of Detroit is balanced on 14 million upturned thumbtacks.


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I fell off a 390 story building, landed on my head, then got up and walked away.

I'm keeping all the water in the oceans from falling off the Earth with magnets.

I convinced apes to throw their own feces.
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I removed October, 1997 from existence. Go ahead, try and remember something from that month. You can't, can you? Because its GONE. It never happened.

People take off their shoes because of me.

I decided gold was valuable.
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In 2005, I told Jenny McCarthy that vaccinations could cause autism.
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I used Elizabeth Taylor's quim as a safe deposit box for three years. Troofs.
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