Slimmie

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:53 am

OK, what the fuck is with this screen name? Do you have a pencil dick? Do you smoke Capri's like some faggotized bitch? Do you weigh 17 lbs?(not kilos like those Canadian pricks that I share the board with). Why would anyone use a stupid fuckin name like that? Slimmie, I heard you fucked a Virgin and couldnt even touch the sides

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:21 am

Just a nickname given to me back in the day when I was slim (but not shady). It has nothing to do with the size of my manhood, although I make no claims to have porn star cock. And this virgin you heard of wasn't a virgin, she was your mom. Her growler is so blown out I was knee deep before I touched the sides.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:29 pm

Captain Funtime is a douche bag. You owe him no explanation.

"Growler" LMAO!

Mrs Funtime · Post by **Mrs Funtime** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:12 pm

Now, Roy, how many times do I have to tell you to play nice with Slimmie? I wish you'd grow up and just take out the trash without being told.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:17 pm

I had to at least acknowledge the comment. I mean, now I have a topic with my name in it. Only 4 more and I will catch up with Snigtad.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:40 pm

I don't know if you want to catch up to him. Then you'll be in the "douche bag" status...even though you're a fucking tool.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:48 pm

Perhaps he should be moved form "bacon" status to "fuckin' tool". Or how about "bacon fuckin' tool"?

All this bacon talk is puttin' me in the mood for some "vergina".

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:44 pm

Man, all this talk about vergina is puttin' me in the mood for some roast beef.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:49 am

Fuckin Funtime is at it again. Now his ho bag is here too.

Slimmie, you are a fuckin tool. His status should be migrant worker.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:55 am

What the fuck is this? When did Slimmies mom join up. She is by bitch but not my wife. She loves the long cock that slides into her hot aching throbbing pussy every night. Slimmies mom gets a fatty....

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:45 pm

My mom is dead.[:(!]

OK, she's not dead, but keep that shit to yourself. The thought of my mom doing anything sexual with anyone is just disgusting.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kidhuman
 Slimmie, you are a fuckin tool. His status should be migrant worker.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Only cuz I work so many hoes.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:09 pm

Perfect......

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:50 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SlimmieOnly cuz I work so many hoes.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Holy shit, dude. I nearly blew an O-ring laughing at that.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:34 pm

Slimmie, do you think you were the immaculate conception?

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:01 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Slimmie
OK, she's not dead, but keep that shit to yourself. The thought of my mom doing anything sexual with anyone is just disguting<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Sex this woman has alot. A whore she is.