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Zaphod · Post by **Zaphod** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:22 pm

i don't want to be doctor douche anymore. this isn't much fun. i can't think of much silly stuff to say about douching, and the only reason i took this job is because the mask can hide the fact i'm checking out girls' cleavage, but the googly eyes keep me from focusing on their boobs enough.

so can i come back and we'll all be pals again?

Sleazer · Post by **Sleazer** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:19 pm

all hell the king doosh !

unlimitedpudding · Post by **unlimitedpudding** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:52 pm

I agree. Being Dr. Douche isn't much fun. I tried it just to get into Megan Fox's panties. If you are looking for the real ultimate power, go buy yourself a ShamWow.

Orbsah Stealth Ninja · Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:32 pm

Arr Hair the lear Douch! You fake douches ale so stupid! OYES!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:22 pm

You have to fly to England and service Jargo first. Then we'll think about it.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:32 pm

anarky wrote:From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as John!

At least my name isn't Dick.

And I want the old Zaphod back.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:48 pm

Oh, shit! I wasn't even thinking about your name, but now it's so much funnier!

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:47 pm

anarky wrote:Oh, shit! I wasn't even thinking about your name, but now it's so much funnier!

Ha, yeah. I thought it was a random dig at me in the first place. Carry on, then.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:34 am

You've seen Men in Tights, right? That movie is fucking awesome, even if it's not Brooks' best by a long shot.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:11 pm

*Hangs head in shame* I have not. I hear good things, though.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:13 pm

It might still be on sale at Target for $7.50. Dave Chapelle is in it.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:14 pm

I'll go ahead and ruin it for you since it's half-ruined, anyway, and you probably know the story of Robin Hood.

At the end, when Robin as about to be executed, King Richard (Patrick Stewart) returns from the Crusades to pardon him. And, to punish his brother, Prince John, for mismanaging the kingdom, he makes the proclamation in my signature line.

Again, any similarities to real names is totally unintentional.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:21 pm

anarky wrote:You've seen Men in Tights, right? That movie is fucking awesome, even if it's not Brooks' best by a long shot.

Still, it's the last good movie he's done.

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anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:52 pm

Partly because it's his second-to-last movie overall, and he doesn't seem to be interested in redeeming himself for Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:08 pm

Now he's just working on that shamefully godawful Spaceballs cartoon. I watched the first episode on iTunes and it was just the movie, in Flash animation, with added "updated" jokes (spacebucks are now Starbucks

). Fuck was it ever bad.

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