i was tired and lazy and took a piss sitting down. i am never standing up to piss again. all that aiming and shit, and you always get pee on your shoe. fuck that. seated tinkles for me from here on out!
next time, i try to get my girl to sit on my erection while i take a dump and eat a hoagie. take care of all three needs at once. i wonder if she'll be game for that.
i just got in touch with my feminine side
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Ran
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Re: i just got in touch with my feminine side
When I sit down to pee, I feel obligated to take a shit.
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Re: i just got in touch with my feminine side
You are no longer a man, Susan.Zaphod wrote:i was tired and lazy and took a piss sitting down. i am never standing up to piss again. all that aiming and shit, and you always get pee on your shoe. fuck that. seated tinkles for me from here on out!
next time, i try to get my girl to sit on my erection while i take a dump and eat a hoagie. take care of all three needs at once. i wonder if she'll be game for that.
If you get a hummer from her while droppin' duece, thats officially a Blumpkin!
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Re: i just got in touch with my feminine side
i'm going to bed now since it's late, but i thought i'd share that i got a wonderful blowjob just about a half hour ago. she was gobbling me up like an ethiopian kid would go after a thanksgiving dinner. i wouldn't tell anyone that but you guys are like locker room buddies i've never really met. now stop staring at my cock.