I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

DID U FAGGS MISS ME + MY FINE ASS?

I HAEV BEN GONE SO LONG CUZ OF ME AND MY FRINDS GETTIN IN TRUBELE + GOING TO JEL. LONG STOREY--LONG LIEK MY BALLZ, HA HA HA!

MY MOM + DAD WER OUT OF TAUN + I STADE AT DELL'S HAUS CUZ I AM NOT ALOUD TO STAY AT HOME A LONE. I DID 1 TIEM WHEN I WAS A COUPEL YEARS YUNGER + BURNED DOWN THE HAUS + THEY NEW IT WAS ME CUZ I WAS STILL LITING THE FIRE WERKS WEHN THEY GOT HOEM. ANY WEIGH DELL + I WENT 2 C WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS. GOD DAM, THAT MOVE ROKED! BEST MOVE EVER!!! THAT ASHTEN KUCHER CHICK IS HOT.

SO ME + DEL WENT 2 THE MALL AFTER THE MOVEIE 2 GET SUM CHICK FIL A. WHO DID WE RUN IN TWO BUT NERBLER + BONER + AMY, THEY WERE THEIR CUZ THEY WANTED 2 GO TO THE MOVE BUT IT WAS SOLED OUT. WE WER HANGIN A ROUND + DECIDED 2 GO TO HANG OUT IN THE CUNTRY WHERE NERBLER'S GRAND PAW LIEVS NEXT TO CARL FROM SKOOL, GOD DAM I HAET CARL HE IS A SUPER FAG. SO WE WERE ON THE WAY THERE + NERBLER HAD SOM ODOOLS + WE GOT REALLEY SHIT FACED DRUNK. aND WERE OUT THERE + CARL IS NOT HOME, HE WENT 2 C THAT FAGGY MOVIE A BOUT THE FAGG WITH THE FAGGY CAR + THE FAGGY MONKEY, GOD DAM I HAET FUCKIN MUNKEYS!!!! + WERE THANKING OF STUF 2 DEW 2 PISS HIM OFF BUT WERE REAL HORNEY TO. AN THEIRS A CAT THERE. BONER PICKS UP THE CAT AND SAYED HAY WACH THIS HA HA, AND HE STUCK HIS WENER IN THE CATS BUT. THE CAT WAS NOT HAPPEY + CLAWD HIM ON THE NUTS. NERBLER SAYED HA HA HA U HAEV 2 HOLED ITS PAUSE SO IT CANT CLAW U U DUM ASS FAG! AND A NOTHER CAT MUST OF HERD THE FIRST ONE + HE CAME BY + NERBLER SAYED HAY SNIGTAD LETS SEE WHO CAN FUCK A CAT THE FASTIST! SO I SAYED WATE A SECON I HAEV 2 USE PROTACTION, THEN WE BOTH STUCK ARE DONGS IN THE CATS AND STARTED FUCKIN. + THE CATS WERE LAUD!! AN OLD MAN LOOKED OUT THE HAUS + SAYED HAY WHAT U BOYS DOING, + AMY SAYED DUM ASS CANT U TELL THERE FUCKIN THE CATS! AND THE OLD MAN HE YELLS FLUFFY WHAT THEY DOIN 2 U! THEN THE COP CAEM + NERBLER FINISHED FERST, HE DID NOT USE A CONDAM, HE CAN GET AIDS HE SHUD BE CAREFOL. THE COP SAYES U KIDS DONT U NO IT IS AGINST THE LAW TO FUCK CATS? NERBLER SAYED HA HA IT IS PROBLY AGINST THE LAW 2 WIEP MY DICK ON U BUT I WIL STIL DEW IT, AND HE DID! THE COP GOT MAD + PUSHED NERBLAR IN THE MUD + GOT BLACK MUD ON HIS FACE + HE SAYED LAY OFF FAG I AM NOW BROCK ABOMA!! DONT HIT ME OR I WIL SAY RODNEY CARRINGTON + EVER ONE WILL FILM U + U WILL LOOK LIEK THE GAY U ARE!

SO WE ALL WENT 2 JEL. THE COP WAS NOT HAPEY. AMY SAYED IT WAS NOT AS BAD AS WEAR SHE WINT WHIN SHE FOCKED THAT RUBERT GRANT FAGG WHEN HE WAS UNDER A G OR SUMTHING, BUT WE WERE SCAIRED, WE HERD THEIR ARE GAY FAGGS IN JEL. WE SAW HOME LESS MAN THERE HE SEEMED HAPPY THO, AND THEN MY UNCLE RODGER CAME HE DID NOT HAVE BELL BUT HE GOT HIS SELF A RESTED SO HE COULD KEEP US COMPNY + PRATECT US FROM THE GAYS. HE CUDDLED US AL 2 SLEEP + WE WOKE UP WITH SORE THROATS + BUTS. ACCEPT AMY, SHE WAS FINE. IT MUST OF BEEN A VIRUS.

ANY WAY THE JUDGE SAYED THERE WAS NO REAZEN 2 KEEP US + LET US GO, NERBLER HAD TO PAY SOME FINE + HAD TO CELL HIS GENERAL GRIVOUS TRANS FORMER HE LUVED SO MUCH.

IF U SEE DELL ASK HIM A BOUT HIS NEW TATOO, HA HA HA!

OH + KID HUMAN WAS THERE, 2, SUCKING SOME DUDES DICK. HA HA, BURRRRRRRRRN!!!!

[nerbler]

fueuuck you sad yew wertn oei to TELLLLLL

THTAR STOROY ISANT TEERUE!!!!!!! I HSAV EVDCNICE!!!!

[Dell Rusk]

U DUM ASS, THE CELPHONE VIDIO WITH YOU WITH YOU'RE LITTLE WEENER IN THE CATS BUT DANCING AROUND AND SAYIN WHOSE UR DADDY PROVES U DID IT NOT THAT U DIDNT.

[Dell Rusk]

OH THAT TATTOO IS NOT FUNNEY 1 OF THE GUYS WROTE ON MY BUT RAT FUCKER I DONT NO WHY. NOT FUNNY AT ALL, ON MY WEDDING NITE MY WIFE WILL ASK WHO IS RAT + I WILL HAEV 2 TEL THE HOLE STOREY DAM U FAGS I WANTED ASHTEN KUTCHERS HOT BLOND ASS 2 NOT NO EVER THING ABOUT ME SO I COOD CHEAT ON HER LIEK SNIGTAD CHEATS AT SCRABBLE WITH HIS STUPID MADE UP "OXYMORON" WORD.

[Double_G]

ON MY WEDDING NITE MY HUSBAND WILL ASK WHO IS RAT + I WILL HAEV 2 TEL THE HOLE STOREY

Fixed.

[Double_Gs Mom]

Ooooh, chile, that is a good one right there! You taking after yo' pappy, you is. Soon 'nuff, it'll be you weighing nine hunder' pounds and being waited on hand and foot.

[nerbler]

I WUELSD HAEV WRRTEO RAYT FICKAER TOO

[Snigtad Flornbi]

HAY DEL DONT U REMEMORY WHEN THE COPS CAEM + SAYED WE CUD GO 2 THE YARRED AND PLAY + U STAYED IN THE SELL + BONER CAEM BAC TO GET HIS SOX + U WERE FUCKING A RAT IN THE KORNER?

[anarky]

You guys ought to contact Howard Stern. Maybe he might be able to find a useful outlet for your stupidity.

[mabudon]

I wish that Carl guy would have been home, even if just to verify it- better yet, to fill in the rest of the story that was SOMEHOW too embarassing after the shit they've posted here already- you just KNOW there's large tracts redacted

[Amy]

Hey, guys lol now that, i am back from jail haha i need to not get arrested again because of that gay, 3 strikes law lol Or else they are gonna lock me up for ever haha

but you, guys are so gay lol when i said "fuck my pusey" i did'nt mean the cat haha

[Double_G]

So I saw this video game at Best Buy today, and I thought "This must be what the inside of Snigtad's ass looks like".

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Wouldn't five real hamsters cost less than that video game?

[Double_G]

Maybe. But they wouldn't be able to have a birthday party, now, would they?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I guess not. But it looks like the one in front is throwing up, so maybe it's better if they wouldn't.