Look at this figure.
Sure, they can say it's Aloha Elvis from 1973, but that's a better likeness of Liberace than has ever been seen. It's like the supposed "General Veers" figure that was really supposed to be Quentin Tarantino.
The Elvis figure is always less gay, because, no matter how gay it may be, it is based on one of the straightest men who ever lived and it all evens out.
There is not a woman alive who would not give up everything to get a hug from Elvis. Not even any sex, or kissing, for that matter.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
While I respect Elvis as much as the next guy, I have to agree with Newsbot. McFarlane has transformed Elvis into a fairy-pants Nancy boy. It's not so much the outfit as it is that smirk on his face. That look that says "Hey, boy! You lookin' mighty cute in dem jeans!"
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:You know what's scary? Double G got aroused typing that post.