buy a date to a movie premier with scarlett johansson

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:52 am

http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Johan ... dZViewItem

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:12 pm

She's not your date. It's a ripoff.

(and if I'm gonna blow $18,000+ on a date, shes gonna blow me in the theatre and then put out in the limo afterwards. Big movie star or not.)

DarthQuack · Post by **DarthQuack** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:57 pm

Make she'll just let you touch yourself while staring at her in the back of the limo?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:07 am

Just imagine though, make her laugh even once and her clothes might fall off. Some girls are like that.....

Oh, and click the link to watch her talk about the auction. It's worth it.

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:18 pm

Holy shit, it's up to $38,000!!! I'm sorry but a Scarlett Johannson blow job ON THE RED CARPET is not worth that much.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:41 pm

I dunno. If I had 38 grand to throw away, I'd pay that much for her to blow me on the red carpet. But only if she swallowed, looked right into the E News camera, and said, "Yummy yum! I wish they bottled that shit!"

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:53 pm

Yeah that's true. If I were ridiculously, insane mad wealthy, I'd be getting famous hot chicks to do all sorts of nasty shit in the name of charity. For $500K Natalie Portman would get ass fucked on stage at the Golden Globes while yelling "I'm a naughty girl! Fuck my dirty poop chute!".

The $500K would go to some Israeli charitable foundation.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:35 pm

anarky wrote:I dunno. If I had 38 grand to throw away, I'd pay that much for her to blow me on the red carpet. But only if she swallowed, looked right into the E News camera, and said, "Yummy yum! I wish they bottled that shit!"

Fuck makin' her swallow. Just spray it all over her face and make her sit there with your babies on her face the whole time.

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