Vee are, how you say? Back en zee action, ho ho ho!

[The Grip]

Zee membairs of Zee Group, vee are back from zee thaird annuelle Fockairs of Zee Pahrahnts Convencion, si? Undt Zee Green et Ah, vee have larned mahnay new positions which vee shall use to fock your mothairs sillay, ho ho ho ho! Ah believe zee Bahzairros, zey have also some new tricks up zeir, how you say? Slahves, undt zey vill be doingk all sorts of zee crahzay zings to los asses of tus padres, non?

Now, eef vous vill excusa me, undt excuse your mothair as vell, vee shall be back in about zree houairs, undt she vill be smahlingk undt walkingt funny from zee pounding Ah shall give hair shortlay, ho ho ho ho!

[The Grin]

That's right. We've learned some new moves. For those redneck mothers with Confederate Flags tattooed on their butt and "Earnhart Forever" tattooed their arms, we learned if you make sweet love hard enough to them, they will poop Larry the Cable Gut tickets. I'd like to try this on Trebek's mother to see if she drops a copy of the Jeopardy home game.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

aH SEE THAT sENIOR ukwILDGATO HAS RETUNRED, NO? hEES PAPA IS MUY GOOD. aH VONDER WHO ESEE WHO CAN EAT MORE OF MY ESPICY SALSA, EL PAPA DE ukwILDGATO O EL PADRE DE dOUBLE_g. aH DONNO WHO VILL VIN, BUT EET VILL BE MUY FUN EFINDING OUT! oH HO HO!!!