Eight simpail rules for focking SenorJabbaJohnL's mothair

[Snigtad Flornbi]

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[anarky]

I tried to follow these rules, but I brought Weekend At Bernie's II by mistake. She was not amused, and she kicked me out. But I got to eat some nachos before she realized it was the wrong movie.

SenorJabbaJohnL, your mama makes some damned good nachos.

Ha! I believe that post preceded the current nacho trend.

I am such a visionary.

[Double_G]

See? this is what happens when you walk into the old folks home without your glasses on. You wind up plowing your great gramma Lucille's crusty dried up snatch with your tiny pecker and busting open all the scabs. Thank goodness that pus lubed her up a little. But now she's gonna have your mongoloid love child and you'll be your own Great grand-son. Fucking 'tard.

That is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read.

[Bizarro The Grin]

yOU DON'T NEED ANY RULES FOR FUCKING HIS DAD.

hIS DAD'S A HO.

[Double_Gs Mom]

I'll say. I ain't never seen no man want to get downtown like his dad. Too bad he tries to go down on my husband Frank.

[Double Gs Daddy]

GADDAMN OPHELIA. SUM THINGS AIN'T MENT TO BE DISCUSSED OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM. YOU DON'T SEE ME BRINGING UP THE TIIME WE LOST YORE GADDAMN DILDO AND TRIED USING A PIPE INSTEAD. AND THEN THE INFECTION Y'ALL GOT FROM THE RUST AFTERWURDS. NOW GIT THAT MONGOLOID BOY A YORES TO GO FETCH ME A BRATWURST DOWN AT PETRELLI'S DELI.

AND EXTRA RELISH!

[Aunt Harriet]

Goodness gracious, Frank. You oughtn't be so brusque with Ophelia. After all, she did bear your boy for almost five months. It's not her fault he turned out to be such a raging dickaholic.

[Double_Gs Mom]

Leastaways a pipe in the kitty is natural. Some other dude with yo' dong in his mouth, that's just nasty, sweetie.

[anarky]

This thread is awesome.

[Sleazer]

I rather enjoyed it.