Merry Christmas!
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The Grinch
- bacon
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Merry Christmas!
Just kidding. Suck my fuzzy green balls.
"Then he slid it in Mrs. Claus. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
But he didn't care, for his balls were blue.
Then he pumped and he humped until he was ready to blow.
'Close your eyes,' he grinned, 'this shit'll sting, don't ya know!'"
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The Grip
- sloth
- Posts: 114
- Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:06 pm
- Location: Also making zee zveet love to your mothair
Re: Merry Christmas!
Ho ho, mah frien, Zee Greensh!! Fallow fohrahmeetes, Zee Greensh he ees one of zee oldaist allies of Zee Group. He, how you say? Steal zee Chreestmas from zee mothairs undt fathairs of zee verld, undt zen Zee Green undt Ah undt our Bahzairro friens, we bring zem zee Chreestmas cheer, ho ho ho ho!
Zat ees me, focking your mothair!