All right, you sorry-ass Bizarro bitches. You can consider me "Father Christmas." But bear this in mind: I will not be on the receiving end. So be ready to bend over. Old Saint Nick's going to rip you shitheads' assholes right open.
I took this to mean that he was in the market for homosexual intercourse with any of us.
Santa Claus wrote:Batman and Robin: You two let the Batmobile lose its wheel, and the Joker got away. Any crimes he now commits are on your conscience. I don't want to know what "Robin laid an egg" means. And Batman, you stink; take a frigging bath already. No Bat-presents for you this year.
Golly, Batman. Of all our accomplishments, why does everone remember that one incident?
Santa, I need to know what I'm getting for Christmas this year. I've been a very good boy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go drink a bottle of purified vaginal juice from the Phillipines.
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
anarky wrote:Great. We have DeadEye, Rob Liefeld, and now fucking Bay? That's like the triumvirate of suck.
The only thing that I suck on is the clitoris, sir.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go videotape my parents having sex and edit it into the "Armageddon" 10th Anniversary Director's Cut DVD.
Well, it's just, you know, listen, it's like...I didn't want to make the boxy characters, you know? Think about it, 30 feet in the air in the real world, just boxes, you know and it'd just look more fake, you know? And by adding more doo-dads, you know, stuff on the...stuff. Stuff on the robots, more car parts, and...you know you can just make it look more real.
The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas list for 2009:
Antropov, I don't know where you've gone, but I found your mom riding my cock last night.
Eternal Padawan, I don't know where you are either, but I made sweet love to your mom under a pear tree.
anarky, I went through the trouble of acquiring the rights to build a Teek action figure just for you. Unfortunately, the final guy that had to sign the paperwork to approve the deal walked in on me while I was banging his wife and mother at the same time. He got all freaked out and refused to sign. I tried to send bIZZARO THE gRIN over to re-negotiate the deal. I'm not sure what happened, but I got the contract sent back to me and it was covered in blood, shit, and jizz. My lawyer says that doesn't count as a signature. Oh well.
Sleazer, I was going to buy you an autographed 2-1B photo, but while I was in the mall elevator. She was down to her lingerie by the 2nd floor. I was livin' it up when she was goin' down.
Diabolical, I'm doing more naughty things with your mother this year.
jjreason, I know you're too busy playing WoW to read this. I have a lion in my pocket for your mother. And that lion is ready to roar.
bIZZARO THE gRIN, I made those modifications to Devastator's blazing Dildo we talked about.
JabbaJohn & UKWildcat, The Grip and I were going to try caroling on your front doorsteps again, but we lost your addresses. So we headed over to your both of your moms' houses to find out where you lived. They couldn't tell us the exact locations because we had our cocks in their mouths.
vynsane, I'd like to thank you for giving us a place to hang out, so I sent your mom a lifetime supply of The Grin brand dildos.
Merry Christmas to all, and I'll fuck your moms good all night!
The Grin wrote: The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas list for 2009:
Antropov, I don't know where you've gone, but I found your mom riding my cock last night.
Eternal Padawan, I don't know where you are either, but I made sweet love to your mom under a pear tree.
anarky, I went through the trouble of acquiring the rights to build a Teek action figure just for you. Unfortunately, the final guy that had to sign the paperwork to approve the deal walked in on me while I was banging his wife and mother at the same time. He got all freaked out and refused to sign. I tried to send bIZZARO THE gRIN over to re-negotiate the deal. I'm not sure what happened, but I got the contract sent back to me and it was covered in blood, shit, and jizz. My lawyer says that doesn't count as a signature. Oh well.
Sleazer, I was going to buy you an autographed 2-1B photo, but while I was in the mall elevator. She was down to her lingerie by the 2nd floor. I was livin' it up when she was goin' down.
Diabolical, I'm doing more naughty things with your mother this year.
jjreason, I know you're too busy playing WoW to read this. I have a lion in my pocket for your mother. And that lion is ready to roar.
bIZZARO THE gRIN, I made those modifications to Devastator's blazing Dildo we talked about.
JabbaJohn & UKWildcat, The Grip and I were going to try caroling on your front doorsteps again, but we lost your addresses. So we headed over to your both of your moms' houses to find out where you lived. They couldn't tell us the exact locations because we had our cocks in their mouths.
vynsane, I'd like to thank you for giving us a place to hang out, so I sent your mom a lifetime supply of The Grin brand dildos.
Merry Christmas to all, and I'll fuck your moms good all night!
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