Attention all characters

[The Goat]

BAAAAA!!!!!!

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.

I help with die die die palt. I can use my ninja sword to kill person tree times befole they hit glound.

[Diabolical]

I help with die die die palt. I can use my ninja sword to kill person tree times befole they hit glound.

If you could get right on that, I'd really appreciate it.

Oh, can you please throw in a seppuku when you're done?

[Snarf]

Wow, I sense some hostility here, snarf snarf. But why should I pay any attention to you? You're so stupid you won't even watch The Blues Brothers, snarf snarf. Even my retarded nephew SnarferTM can appreciate that movie, snarf snarf. And it's totally like an aphrodisiac for MandoraTM, snarf snarf. There's nowhere that slut won't let you stick your willy after watching that movie, snarf snarf.

Have some shit, snarf snarf.

[Luigi]

Dats a right, pick up a da shit, it grows a da goomba mushrooms

[Negative Boy]

You douchebags need to show Diabolical some respect! He's the only guy here who is not completely semi retarded. And he's in favor of putting the entire lot of you "characters" on trains and shipping you off to "camps". I'm behind that 100%. Sure, it'll smell for a few weeks, and there's questions about where to bury so many bodies. But in the end the world will be better without all you homo communist liberal cartoons in it.

[Diabolical]

The three of you can eat shit also.

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Even me?

I always liked you.

[Jack Sparrow]

Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.

Parlllll.

Parsley. No. Parsnip.

Wait! I got it! Parley! PARLEY!

[Luigi]

what a da fuck?, I's a got me double a vision

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

what a da fuck?, I's a got me double a vision

Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

[Luigi]

What a da fuck you talkin about? I aint a suckin you a dick

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Oh good. No worries then.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

You're not making any sense at all, mate.

[anarky]

A zoo. A real fucking zoo. But Snarf's trained dog made me laugh.