Amazing but true Sloth stories

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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houi1
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houi1
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Post by houi1 »

that took me 1 hour to wrigt that
mub bum
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Post by mub bum »

sloths eat cows bums half way through a shit
shitface
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Post by shitface »

hi i'm new and those 2 new guys r gay and i'm at cobham intermediate with them next 2 me cobham is the gayest fucking school ever heres a sloth storie 4 u there was once a man called motch he was a man a sloth came up 2 him and fucked him all night long mmmmmm baby sloths goood my tv got raped by a sloth once i got decapited by a sloth once bye!
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marney_tarah
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Post by marney_tarah »

hey new guy what hell is with u.
yes i agree sloths r taking over
Rosie
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Post by Rosie »

i know who u guys r and houi 1 u have not lost it 2 sltohs i see u bloody every day u guys mub bum = Chris, Houi1 = mitch and shitface = Cameron i know u guys and u know me sloths rock and it is the queen fanatic chris mitch and cam u do know little old rosalie collis dont u???????????
bugger123
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Post by bugger123 »

i used to be houi1 until some barsid called jamief stole my account
bugger123
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Post by bugger123 »

yes i know rosalie collis she used to like me ahhhh ihate her shes a hore
Rosie
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Post by Rosie »

hi mitch how r u today??????
Rosie
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Post by Rosie »

geese jamie sooooooo got ya mitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosie
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Post by Rosie »

oh well i mitch i dont care if u think im a hore u f******n dickass
madman
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Post by madman »

u r all dead

a sloth flipped

ur head was demented
mub bum
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Post by mub bum »

i saw a sloth eat a cows butt half way through a shit
Rosie
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Post by Rosie »

Right......... u guys r really random just perfect 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dunno i tlk crap oh and chris "colourful"!!!!! dont ne one els wrry if u dont get it!
marney_tarah
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Post by marney_tarah »

hey new guy whats with u?
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