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q: wHO'S THE ONLY FORUMITE HERE TO LOVE EATING MEAT MORE THAN bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i?















a: bIZARRO mABUDON.

gET IT? sINCE mABUDON IS A VEGETARIAN, AND bIZARRO mABUDON WOULD BE HIS OPPO--

oH, FUCK IT. yOU'RE TOO STUPID TO GET DRY, SUBTLE HUMOR. iF YOU NEED ME, i'LL BE FUCKING YOUR DAD.

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One time, Bizarro The Grin joined a tribe of cannibals. He and his partner caught their first missionary and cooked him up. The partner told Bizarro The Grin, "You start eating at the feet, and I'll start eating at his head." After a few minutes, the cannibal asks Bizarro The Grin, "What do you think?" Bizarro The Grin replies, "I'm having a ball." The cannibal says, "Slow down, you're eating too fast.





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What's the difference between pink and purple?











Her grip.
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Q: What did Lion-OTM say when he saw Slicker's Mom?

A: ThundercatsTM! Hooooooooooo!!!
Snarf, snarf!
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Code: Select all

Q: What did Zero say when the Grip pulled it out and blew a load on his face?

A: Nothing. Zero can't speak.
code wrote:Bidi Bidi Bidi....okay Buck!
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Goddamn you, you little Battlestar Galactica reject.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To fucking peck Twiki's gay as robot eyes out and then chicken shit on his dead robot carcass.
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Du chikee in der roadee? Put dee chikee in der baskee! Bork bork bork!
"Bork bork bork!!"
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Many years ago, at a party in England, Dolly Parton got up on a table and showed her tits. The crowd cheered. Not to be out done, Princess Diana got up on the table and douched herself. She yelled "I WIN!" as the crowd screamed in horror. Dolly Parton asks "How did you win, darlin'?" "Because a royal flush beats two of a kind!"

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Why are electric train sets like boobs?

Because they are both meant for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
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What has 7 arms and sucks?


Def Leppard
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How true!

Especially since the dick of a lead singer disgraced Lord Stanley by setting it down UPSIDE DOWN!
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That is exactly what prompted the joke.

Also, the Sundance Channel has a show called Live on Abbey Road. Def Leppard performed and sounded horrible.
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Don't diss the Lep. Even if they haven't had a good album since 1999.
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anarky wrote:Don't diss the Lep. Even if they haven't had a good album since 1999.
They disgraced Stanley. No forgiveness.
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They recorded motherfucking "Pour Some Sugar On Me." They could defecate in Lord Stanley and then hire a clown to jack off all over it, and no ill would befall them. The awesomeness of that one song would negate anything bad they could ever do.
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