Sloths?

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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Why bother with sloths when the cockatrice is much more of a badass?

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Dude, don't even post that sort of bullshit.
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You cannot deny the cockatrice.
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Where the hell did you find that thing?
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cockatrice sounds like some kind of sexual expert... "she's a real cockatrice"
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Rogue II wrote:Where the hell did you find that thing?
Well, I was actually skimming through "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", and came across the name "cockatrice". I was curious, so I googled it, and found the picture you see there.
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So is that what would happen if Foghorn Leghorn fucked a velociraptor?

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I prefer the pushmi-pullyu.

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Y'know, sloths have an almost permanent-smirk. That's why they're a hit with the chicks.
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yOUR DAD HAS A PERMANENT SMIRK. i SHOULD KNOW. mY DICK IN HIS ASSHOLE PUT IT THERE!!

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Has anyone see this while perusing the toy aisle?

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It looks like some sort of sloth-man in the cart.
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