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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

:lol:

I can't do it all the way, and haven't done it for a while, but let me say - that fucking taste stays in there for a while, so I advise you not to try it. It's just not worth it.

And no it doesn't make me gay. :frus: :P
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote::lol:

I can't do it all the way, and haven't done it for a while, but let me say - that fucking taste stays in there for a while, so I advise you not to try it. It's just not worth it.

And no it doesn't make me gay. :frus: :P
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holy shit, dude!

all i can think of is that scene in clerks where the guy broke his neck doing it.
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Its fucking Senor John Holmes. Thats fuckin hilarious
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:shock:

That's about all I can say.
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I don't know if this is a good or bad thing to ask, but Ange couldn't help wondering if there was a "happy ending" to your story, Senor

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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

I like how everyone's decided to chime in. :P

But no, I could never get it enough to actually completely finish it off, I could just get farther than most people claim to be able to. Depending on what "position" you're in, it can cause some pain in the back or neck, and it doesn't feel that great anyway.

So . . . yeah.
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

Well I know I'm not the only one here who's ever tried. Fess up, bitches.
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This is the part where we all go "Fuck that, you're SICK!" like Randall in Clerks.... :lol:
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jjreason wrote:This is the part where we all go "Fuck that, you're SICK!" like Randall in Clerks.... :lol:
I never tried it.





Fuckin' pervert.
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Never wanted to.
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Had no urge to do it.
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always had someone to do it for me.
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Someone once asked me the stupid joke about why dogs lick their nuts. ("Because they can! Ha ha!") I always thought it was dumb. I'd be worried that I'd finish off and like the taste or something. (Okay, seriously, the whole "pissing out of the same hole" seems nasty to me, and I've never figured out why it doesn't bother girls. Not that I've ever posed that question, as it could start a train of thought that leads to the well drying up, so to speak.)

I suppose, based upon approximate measurements, and how far I can stretch my upper torso, I could probably fit the head in. But I'm not going to verify that, so don't ask.
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