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Oh my God, I'm CRYING.... I now pronounce that "QOTL" - Quote of the Lifetime. Fuck sakes.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
I can't do it all the way, and haven't done it for a while, but let me say - that fucking taste stays in there for a while, so I advise you not to try it. It's just not worth it.
And no it doesn't make me gay.
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I like how everyone's decided to chime in.
But no, I could never get it enough to actually completely finish it off, I could just get farther than most people claim to be able to. Depending on what "position" you're in, it can cause some pain in the back or neck, and it doesn't feel that great anyway.
So . . . yeah.
But no, I could never get it enough to actually completely finish it off, I could just get farther than most people claim to be able to. Depending on what "position" you're in, it can cause some pain in the back or neck, and it doesn't feel that great anyway.
So . . . yeah.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Someone once asked me the stupid joke about why dogs lick their nuts. ("Because they can! Ha ha!") I always thought it was dumb. I'd be worried that I'd finish off and like the taste or something. (Okay, seriously, the whole "pissing out of the same hole" seems nasty to me, and I've never figured out why it doesn't bother girls. Not that I've ever posed that question, as it could start a train of thought that leads to the well drying up, so to speak.)
I suppose, based upon approximate measurements, and how far I can stretch my upper torso, I could probably fit the head in. But I'm not going to verify that, so don't ask.
I suppose, based upon approximate measurements, and how far I can stretch my upper torso, I could probably fit the head in. But I'm not going to verify that, so don't ask.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!