Do I take a long time to poop?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:57 am

I usually go for about 20 minutes or so. It's not always just pooping. I tend to read a bit...I mean alot while on the john.

The thing that made me kinda realize it was the fact that I was pooping in a stall and 2 other people came in and did there business and I still wasn't done. I don't have a problem with it but I just wanna know that I'm not the only one.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:51 pm

I'm usually in and out. Even if I bring reading material, 5 minutes is a long time for me. When I have those moments, It's usually a case of going, then going back into the bathroom ten minutes later. And then ten minutes after that. I get that gurgling thing going on in the plumbing and dread it.

But I wouldn't sit on the toilet for 20 minutes.. My ass cheeks would fall asleep.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:31 pm

I used to go around five times a day, little ones, but now it's calmed down a bit so that I usually only get the urge when the shit has formed into bigger turds. But it's never lasted 20 minutes, unless I have really bad diarrhea or something.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:51 pm

Shit, I spend a while droppin' a deuce. Usually about 20 minutes-ish and rarely more than 30.
I make sure I get the business done in one shot.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:15 pm

Yeah, I'll take awhile to let one percolate in my colon, but I don't sit on the toilet doing it.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:48 pm

Depends on the reading material and whether I have chores to do when I'm done. I can go anywhere from 20 seconds to half an hour.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:23 pm

I am in and out. I usually will smoke a stogie while pooping and then bounce out when at home. If I am at work, I go rather quickly.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:26 am

I've been known to sit & read until my legs fell asleep (usually about 15-20 min). Not since I heard about this guy with the "$5000 asshole". His 'roids required $5000 in surgery from "sitting too long & pushing too hard". Now I read on the couch.