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Bizarro The Grin
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i UNDERSTAND CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER

Post by Bizarro The Grin »

cONGRATULATIONS, aNARKY AND vYNSANE. i UNDERSTAND YOU'RE EXPECTING. i CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK YOU GUYS.

yOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. jUST LIKE cAPTAINSOLO1138. hE CRIED LIKE A BITCH WHEN i POPPED HIS CHERRY.

nOW THE ONLY CRYING i HEAR FROM HIM IS ON MY VOICE MAIL. "iT'S BEEN AN HOUR SINCE YOU WERE INSIDE ME, bIZARRO tHE gRIN! cOME BACK AND DO ME AGAIN!"


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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Thanks for the well wishes. While I appreciate the offer, I must respectfully decline. I would not wish to steal from FF1138's time with you.

Hmmm. . . . How quickly the "fatherfucker" becomes the "father fucked."
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Eat it, Richards.
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It sounds like you already did. I don't necessarily believe BTG more than you. But he's funnier.
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That explains why BTG was singing that song. He changed the words to 3rd Bass's "Pop Goes the Weasel"

It went something like:

Pop goes the cherry cuz the cherry goes pop
Pop pop goes the cherry the cherry
Pop pop goes the cherry the cherry

You meet somebody's father and you fuck 'em you fuck 'em


I missed the rest because I was leaving to go do the unskinny bop with you momma.


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Miss Mia Hamm, I'll be there as soon as you are healed up.

Bizarro The Grin, feel free to stop by the Garciaparra household whenever you like.


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NOMAH! You put ya cawk in 'er right, my friend! You git them supah swimmahs!
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